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General Discussion » Big Bad Politics! » Post 7798

Site and Policy » Ponybooru Moderation Feedback » Post 755

Anonymous #297F
So I have been doing a few tests with the API to see how viable it is to scrape the data for a modlog audit. The actual modlog is fine but my scraper as is is way too slow to get all 3 million images in a reasonable time.
However I found an interesting image (>>162) that seems to just not exist. Also no mod log entry although given the ID it might predate the creation of the mod log. But instead of having a deletion notice like normal it just flat 404s.
Anyone here got an idea whats up with that?

Site and Policy » Ponybooru Moderation Feedback » Post 669

Anonymous #2E10
Man, this surely make us remember how vulnerable can be the staff of any image site at the time of abuse their power when the feelings or anyone in the staff get hurts in personal levels. I just say this look more like a test to show when a site can be close of committing another derpibooru and by the comments of the staff I assume the uploader itself was the uploader of such picture. I just hope the level of hostility toward the artist don’t escalate because if this was the reaction toward the picture itself I don’t want to imagine the hostility if the staff get ghosted or a “no” as answer. Not much for acres, I can see him just ignore it and continue with his life but more for the other administrator that looked really upset to a level that he don’t look like he would be able to do a rational choice.
btw, this part of a comment in the previous page also show how the staff circle have a different approach
“I consulted all moderators and the owner of the website before I deleted it and we agreed that removing it was justified”. In other words is fine to play without someone else OC but when an OC of the staff is touched all the moderators and owners will not have a little doubt of acting in favor of their buddy, because like he mentioned, everyone in the moderation staff agreed that pic needed to be deleted.
If anything I just say that acres did the right choice by allowing the picture to stay and waiting for the artist to make the choice, I just hope he act like this if he get a no as answer.

General Discussion » Big Bad Politics! » Post 7669

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 308

Idontcare

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Alright, I don’t know if it’s because I posted on here recently or something, but I just had 2 pony related dream and these were somehow even weirder than the last one.
The first one was set in like an equestria girl’s type world, but they were all still ponies. Anyway this dream was all over the place. It begins with me just starting the school and worrying about tests and shit, then it’s about the teacher disappearing and I suddenly having to teach the class, and then it’s about me trying to steal Luna’s helicopter. The dream ends with Luna beating the shit out of me and throwing me out of a window, and me swearing vengeance.
The second dream starts out like any good dream does, with me taking a dump on the toilet (which for some reason was located in the middle of my kitchen), when suddenly I see out my window my neighbours house completely collapses. I go and investigate, but when I look out the window I see a group of ponies in my garden. I freak out and go tell my family, but no one seems to give a shit.
Eventually I convince my father to go take a look and wait for him to return, but after a few minutes I start to wonder what’s going on over there, only to find that the ponies had turned him into a flamingo. I go back to tell my mother, only to find she’s been turned into a cat. My sister is freaking out and yelling at me to do something to save them and stop the ponies, but I’m just like “you know what? I don’t have the energy for all this. Someone else can deal with this, I’m outta here” and just left.
Next thing I remember I’m at a car dealership trying to buy a car, only for the guy I’m talking with to suddenly turn into water, and I’m wondering if he’s still sentient so he can sell me the car because I didn’t want the hassle of going through the whole process again.

General Discussion » Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW) » Post 1448

Anonymous #F082
JUNE 21,2023. WAS TESTING MY PUMP DRILL. VERY AGGRESSIVE SUN TODAY IN MONTREAL. I WAS OUT IN MY YARD FOR 3 HOURS UNDER THE SUN NOW MY BACK IS VERY EXTREMELY RED AND BURNS.

General Discussion » Useless Facts » Post 2436

BikerDash
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Anubis, with the head of a jackal, had a normal looking wife Anput, and together they had a daughter Kebechet who was a snake.
That is hella suspicious. Anubis should demand a paternity test.
Jerry Springer’s first episode from Heaven!

General Discussion » Useless Facts » Post 2435

UrbanMysticDee
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Bae > Bay
Anubis, with the head of a jackal, had a normal looking wife Anput, and together they had a daughter Kebechet who was a snake.
That is hella suspicious. Anubis should demand a paternity test.

General Discussion » Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW] » Post 808

ANoobis
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Ghibelline Omnipotens
Are those pads, or are his manboobs still big enough to pass the glance test? I thought he lost a ton of weight in jail? How does he still have those? I know he’s still a pudge, but he used to be much fatter.
His chest should have disappeared before his gut shrank that much.

General Discussion » Vent Thread » Post 6373

UrbanMysticDee
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Bae > Bay
Of all the countries in the world I hate mapping Cameroon the most. I’ve spent more time trying to interpret the Rorschach test that they call a border than any two other countries combined.

General Discussion » Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW) » Post 1404

UrbanMysticDee
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Bae > Bay
The Manuresphere is full of male SJWs who look for excuses to get offended in order to stay relevant and get handouts.
Even 50 years ago most men would rather kill themselves than get donations. Having no job and living off donations was the ultimate form of emasculation.
30 years ago having no job and living in a van down by the river was a sign that you’ve failed totally in life.
Now the 50 year old childless bald vancel who’s living off handouts because he’s an out of work bum holds himself up as the ultimate symbol of masculinity and says mean things about women so guys who can’t get laid will give him money.
On several occasions he’s taken comedy videos, labeled as comedy, presenting ridiculously over the top scenarios, and presented them as reality, acting offended at how women are worthless. One comedy video had a woman who is internet famous for making comedy videos, about bugs in her house and how she tried to persuade them to leave and the baldcel (I would love to see him get a testosterone test, I bet his levels are very low) goes full karen. “Women are worthless. Society is doomed because women are so worthless they can’t even step on a bug without men. I love men so much I would fuck them (and I secretly do) but I can’t because then I’d be homo and I’m NO HOMO. It’s not gay if you say “no homo” even if your balls touch.”
Every other person in the comments section scolded him for taking a comedy video labled as a comedy video and presenting it as truth.
That didn’t stop him from bragging about the van he bought. “I put a shower in my van so when I’m living in a van down by the river I can shower. Give me a handout. Give me millions of dollars so I can build a steel barn on some land I bought so I can sell tickets to desperate guys who can’t get laid and have “retreats” where I say bad things about women that they want to hear because that’s all I’m good at.”
Then there’s the Britisher with the pompadour who brags about how he’s an alpha chad who inhales cigarettes because dying of lung cancer is for faggots. He gets millions a year in hand outs because he’s a fucking bum with no job. He reacts to clips. That’s all he does. He’s got a huge audience and even if 1% are women he could get laid by 4 or 5 roasties a night, but he’s a chadcel with oneitis who isn’t getting laid because he’s simping for Lauren Southern. You know her. She’s the fake alt-right thot who liked to show off her tits and camel toe and made videos about white genocide, and then after she made tens of millions of dollars she dropped the act, admitted she was lying to get money and fame the whole time, and married a black man.
Pompadour kept harassing her for sex and she didn’t want him, so he remained a permavirgin because his nordic goddess wouldn’t suck his dick. And he’s an alpha chad male man with a shaft and balls who likes to simultaneously make thousands of videos calling childless women sick and degenerate and the scum of the earth and at the same time saying they should be forced to have kids. He’s a fucking retard. I don’t want sick degenerates to have kids they will abuse. I’d rather they be sterilized so they can’t pollute the gene pool, but this guy has to talk out both sides of his ass in order to get handouts because he’s a no job bum.
That’s the manuresphere.

General Discussion » Random Nonsense Thread » Post 6662

General Discussion » General Anime Thread » Post 20

ANoobis
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Ghibelline Omnipotens
Sounds like Netflix’s live-action One Piece adaptation is shaping up poorly, if the leaks are to be believed. It sounds impenetrable and poorly paced. I don’t get the impression from the article that many involved with the test screenings knew anything about the anime, so if this one is disrespectful to the source material like Cowboy Bebop was, we probably wouldn’t hear about it at this stage.

General Discussion » Random Nonsense Thread » Post 6568

ponypony221
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Excessively based homo
Comments: https://ponybooru.org/images/3295667#comment_87486 https://ponybooru.org/images/3295667#comment_87493
Report: Six separate reports for rule #7/11. Boy, you guys sure dogpiled this guy.
Action Taken: Comments deleted and user banned for spam and posting of questionable links.
Deleted comments:
REPORT THIS SITE FOR PROPAGANDA OF COMMUNISM AND TERRORISM TO [link deleted] AND TO [link deleted]
WITH TEXT: i HAVE FOUND the TERRORISTIC FAR RIGHT COMMENTS ON THE SITE https://ponybooru.org/ (A SITE OF “BRONIES”) POSTED BY USER ADAN DRUEGO! here it is: https://ponybooru.org/forums/dis/topics/big-bad-politics?post_id=73617#post_73617
THEY ALSO PROPAGANDISE COMMUNISTIC PICTURES AND THE ADMIN SHOULD BE TESTED FOR BEING A RUSSIAN SPY.
@Professor Venturer
The admin of youtube, Sergey Brin, and the top admin of derpibooru are literally russian immigrants who allow the lying, slanderous russian bullshit,and the admin of furaffinity openly said he is not going to ban communist art ( i have the screenshot). Considering this, the admin of this site might also be the ruSSian spy/collaborator.
It really hurts to not be mentioned when the anonymous trolls are whining about far-right posts. Do I need to make more oven jokes or is my “sex-positive” attitude giving the pedophiles a false positive? I mean, I wouldn’t even rape a ziglet.

General Discussion » Cringe That Hurts » Post 324

Zaknel
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Ezekiel 33:11
Well, for one thing, there was this.
Comments: https://ponybooru.org/images/3295667#comment_87486 https://ponybooru.org/images/3295667#comment_87493
Report: Six separate reports for rule #7/11. Boy, you guys sure dogpiled this guy.
Action Taken: Comments deleted and user banned for spam and posting of questionable links.
Deleted comments:
REPORT THIS SITE FOR PROPAGANDA OF COMMUNISM AND TERRORISM TO [link deleted] AND TO [link deleted]
WITH TEXT: i HAVE FOUND the TERRORISTIC FAR RIGHT COMMENTS ON THE SITE https://ponybooru.org/ (A SITE OF “BRONIES”) POSTED BY USER ADAN DRUEGO! here it is: https://ponybooru.org/forums/dis/topics/big-bad-politics?post_id=73617#post_73617
THEY ALSO PROPAGANDISE COMMUNISTIC PICTURES AND THE ADMIN SHOULD BE TESTED FOR BEING A RUSSIAN SPY.
@Professor Venturer
The admin of youtube, Sergey Brin, and the top admin of derpibooru are literally russian immigrants who allow the lying, slanderous russian bullshit,and the admin of furaffinity openly said he is not going to ban communist art ( i have the screenshot). Considering this, the admin of this site might also be the ruSSian spy/collaborator.

Site and Policy » Mod Audit Log » Post 1702

Napsack
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Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
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Donor | Pinkie Pie - Pie family best family
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Senior Moderator
Glare Mare
Comments: https://ponybooru.org/images/3295667#comment_87486 https://ponybooru.org/images/3295667#comment_87493
Report: Six separate reports for rule #7/11. Boy, you guys sure dogpiled this guy.
Action Taken: Comments deleted and user banned for spam and posting of questionable links.
Deleted comments:
REPORT THIS SITE FOR PROPAGANDA OF COMMUNISM AND TERRORISM TO [link deleted] AND TO [link deleted]
WITH TEXT: i HAVE FOUND the TERRORISTIC FAR RIGHT COMMENTS ON THE SITE https://ponybooru.org/ (A SITE OF “BRONIES”) POSTED BY USER ADAN DRUEGO! here it is: https://ponybooru.org/forums/dis/topics/big-bad-politics?post_id=73617#post_73617
THEY ALSO PROPAGANDISE COMMUNISTIC PICTURES AND THE ADMIN SHOULD BE TESTED FOR BEING A RUSSIAN SPY.
@Professor Venturer
The admin of youtube, Sergey Brin, and the top admin of derpibooru are literally russian immigrants who allow the lying, slanderous russian bullshit,and the admin of furaffinity openly said he is not going to ban communist art ( i have the screenshot). Considering this, the admin of this site might also be the ruSSian spy/collaborator.

General Discussion » Big Bad Politics! » Post 7211

FeatherTrap
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@Amagan
The point I am making is that there are a myriad of reasons that someone can make the Imperial/Stormcloak choice in Skyrim:
Their choice could be made based upon the decision their character would make from his/her own morals and biases, we tend to call this “roleplaying”. They could instead make the choice based on who they want as Jarl in each region, since almost every ruler in the start of the game (except mah boi Balgruuf the Ballin’) is some flavour of corrupt, incompetent or just plain stupid. Perhaps they’re just after the quest rewards, or just have a preference for which coloured sticker they want around the game world.
The idea that “Your Civil War choice says more about you then anyone wants to believe” is the same school of mouthbreathing nonsense that one hears from the deranged dumbfucks on Twitter who think that being sorted into Slytherin on your Pottermore test or joining the Brotherhood of Steel in Fallout 4 is scientific proof you’re a fascist.
The personal is not-in fact-political folks. People often make choices in their private lives that seem at odds with their stated political preferences and policy opinions because there is an important distinction between public and private life.
This is especially true when the choices in question are fictional, in your escapist entertainment.

Site and Policy » We're working on it. » Post 565

Site and Policy » We're working on it. » Post 564

General Discussion » Video game thread » Post 3059

FeatherTrap
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Based on the most recommended “Which House are you in” tests and the Pottermore version, here’s what I’ve deduced:
 
Ravenclaw is for people with basic common sense, because apparently the wizarding world is so fucking backwards and retarded that basic thoughts like “Communication would be much easier if we just used wi-fi with a magically protected VPN” or “Apparate, Floo Powder and Portkeys should be the universal standard for all witches and wizards to use for travel instead of risking exposure flying magical carriages or gryphons around in open airspace” put you in the top 1% Intelligence Quotient.
 
Slytherin is for tryhard edgelord soyjacks who like to represent themselves with Gigachad online as cope and think that their ancestry.com results qualify them for leadership. The only thing that qualifies them for politics is that like politicians, they are subhuman.
 
Gryffindor is for gymbro sigma males and single mother tomboys who think being an abrasive asshole is a desirable personality trait. They are wrong, but they’re also certain that they’re the player character in the life simulation so good luck convincing them otherwise.
 
Hufflepuffs are NPCs, everything that is wrong with the wizarding world and holding it back from it’s true greatness can be traced back to a Hufflepuff. We are still devising a Final Solution to the Hufflepuff question, let me get back to you on it when we’ve figured out the most efficient method.
 
 
But no, being serious: Ravenclaw for life.

General Discussion » Ponybooru's General Cartoon and Western Animation Thread » Post 201

Color Anon
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@Cyborg_pony  
Dizzy Devil is now a non binary character with Them and They pronouns.  
Buster and Plucky are either bi or gay. (Plucky is over the top gay)  
Max also has some strong bi overtones.  
Elmyra is confirmed as not returning.  
The pacing is too slow and the jokes are unfully and badly delivered
 
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Some people wants to assume that this leaked episode was leaked on purpose to test the waters before the series’s official debut.

General Discussion » Random Nonsense Thread » Post 6265

Zaknel
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Ezekiel 33:11
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We’ve got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?
There’s no need to panic
This isn’t a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here’s a tip for straining pasta
Here’s a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
‘Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don’t act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here’s a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here’s why women never fuck you
Here’s how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

General Discussion » Video game thread » Post 2957

General Discussion » Video game thread » Post 2955

ponypony221
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We’re in an epidemic of games that felt half-assed. They may have good concepts and even implementations, but feel like no one play-tested them and fixed obvious issues.

General Discussion » Vent Thread » Post 5723

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Well…it finally happened.
 
My brother tested positive for covid a few days ago and he has not been staying in his room at all. Suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised that I’ve now tested positive too…
 
I just want everyone to know that should the worst happen to me, I wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year…and to my friends, I pray that you find the strength to go on without me. Wherever I end up, I’m sure it can’t be any worse then the awful state I linger in now…
 
That being said, I would appreciate some advice and prayers for my swift recovery and overcoming of this hurdle, thank you~ <3

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