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UrbanMysticDee
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Are You Sexually Attractive To Women? (This Test Will Tell You)  
Not that I’ve cared since 2013, what the h*ck. My answers are below, you can fill in your own answers if you want.
 
1 Do you have proper grooming and hygiene practices?  
> No, the way I look is almost purely a matter of pragmatism.
 
2 Do you put effort into dressing up properly?  
> I can put effort into dressing the way I like, for special occasions I’ll drag out the leather and the chains and stuff like that, but the rest of the year I pretty much dress like a bum on purpose to avoid drawing attention to myself.
 
3 Do you indulge in any form of physical exercise?  
> I walk almost every day, 2-5 miles, but you can’t tell just by looking.
 
4 Do you have a well-defined purpose in life?  
> Yes, very much so.
 
5 Do you have a dependable source of income?  
> No. I felt the sword of Damocles hanging over my head in every job I’ve had, and the longest I’ve stayed at any job is 2 years.
 
6 Do you have an active social life?  
> Does anyone in 2021? Does the Internet count? For like 5 years I attended a writer’s group, but I just didn’t have the time with my last job, and it’s not possible to go anywhere and be with people this past year, so for three years I’ve been just located online.
 
7 Do you have hobbies and passions that you enjoy?  
> Tons.
 
8 Do you have faith in yourself/self-confidence?  
> Well, I put my faith in God, not in mortals, and my confidence depends on what I’m doing, whether it’s something I know I’m an expert at or a novice. As for confidence with women specifically, as you’ll see below, I’ve approached 75% of all the women I’ve been attracted to, which doesn’t sound as good as you might think, but you’ll see that the sample size really makes the difference.
 
9 Are you honest?  
> Everything I say is a lie. Except that. I lie to make people like me better or to avoid conflict. People will excuse you a whole lot more if they think you’re a well-meaning idiot.
 
10 Do you have clear-cut personal boundaries?  
> I guess.
 
11 Would the people who know you say you are a responsible person?  
> Some would, some wouldn’t.
 
12 Do you have a good sense of humor?  
> Making people laugh was pretty much how I made all my friends growing up because it’s the only way I knew how to communicate with people was by being a clown.
 
13 Can you keep calm under pressure?  
> Perhaps calm enough.
 
14 Are you willing to make mistakes and endure failure in life? (Clarification: Are you a risk taker?)  
> Failure is a mistress I am very well acquainted with, and while I have great determination that has amounted to beating my head against the wall for years and years to achieve my goals, I’m not a daredevil or whatnot.
 
15 Do you feel you are entitled to good things in your life?  
> I’m sure the Boomers would call it entitlement, and the LOLbertarians would call it socialism, but yes, I feel entitled to a job that pays a living wage so I can afford food, transportation, and a place to live, not to be bankrupted if I get sick, time enough to pursue my passions and not just work all the time, a reasonably priced vacation every year, and the ability to retire before I die. You know, everything the Boomers had and stole from every future generation.
 
16 Are you animated with your expressions?  
> My mouth opens and my hands start moving.
 
17 Do you laugh or smile often?  
> Yes, but people think it’s creepy.
 
18 Do you use physical touch when you interact with people?  
> No touch! Are you nuts? Not only does it make me uncomfortable, it’s extremely dangerous in the current year.
 
19 Can you maintain good eye contact when you speak?  
> I can force it, but eye contact usually makes me and the people I’m looking at uncomfortable so I try to avoid it.
 
20 Are you a good listener?  
> That was my job for 2 years, so I think I’m pretty good at it.
 
21 Do you have expansive body language? (Clarification: Do you have good posture?)  
> No, I have scoliosis and herniated discs, and since I’m near-sighted I tend to look to the ground because there’s really nothing beyond five or ten feet that I can see when I’m not wearing glasses, and I don’t really wear them all the time unless I know there’s something I want to see. I know where everything in my house and neighborhood is, I don’t really need to wear them when I’m walking.
 
22 Can you start and lead an interaction?  
> Again, that was my job. Doesn’t mean I like it, but with a lot of things I can force it.
 
23 Can you flirt properly?  
> No, because I’m not the least bit interested in playing the game. We’re just talking about women here for this test, and I can say definitively that in the past 20 years I’ve only been interested in four women (the last in 2013), one of whom I decided it better that she be my muse so I deliberately kept my distance, two had pretty shit personalities, and one was great while she lasted and let’s leave it at that.
 
How did I do? I’ll count 8, 11, and 19 as half a yes, giving me 13.5. Where does that put me on the chart?
 
How many “yes” answers did you get?  
0-5 not sexy  
6-10 slightly sexy  
11-15 pretty sexy  
16-20 super sexy  
20+ top 1% of sexy men in the world
 
I bet
 
Here’s Joker’s take.

Art Chat » Painting With Bob Ross » Post 5

Patachu
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@IvanSatoru  
The finality is generally more worth the paint, also for testing out various paints, the acrylics from the $1 store generally gets the job done just as good as the rest.

General Discussion » Big Bad Politics! » Post 1848

Barhandar
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@UrbanMysticDee  
Yes, we know. Funny that they advise to take a PCR test afterwards, given that trying to find covid with PCR is like trying to diagnose a car’s engine issues by the dirt stains (20 iterations: car being completely covered in dirt after offroading or not, 40+ iterations: whether there’s a speck of dirt on the boots of a random passerby).  
The ONLY way to determine which virus a random respiratory infection was is by checking antibodies afterwards.
 
I still like how some country responded to demands to have tests by the senate-thing testing a coca-cola while in session and finding it covid-positive.  
@Anonymous #372F  
Again, see above. Coronavirus isn’t distinguishable from influenzas even IF it is actually a coronavirus mutation rather than influenza A/B mutation like how some people are claiming.

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General Discussion » Video game thread » Post 1135

Officer Hotpants
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Double-0 Negative
I just saw someone bitching that a game wasn’t tested for Windows XP compatibility. In a post from September 2020.
 
@EverfreeEmergencies  
I knew ODST was having issues since Woolie must have had it crash, like, four or five times near the end before he fucked off to the original 360 disc (and I think once or twice before that). Wasn’t aware that the other games were similarly fucked.

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General Discussion » Vent Thread » Post 2582

Sapphie
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ASS!  
I fucking hate reading papers. I can deal with the dry mathematics in some of them. But it’s the papers that drone on and on and on about testing methodology and barely related shit that give me headaches. Since, among the tons and tons and tons of useless shit, there might be a single sentence worth remembering.  
Here’s a tip, kids: drop out of school

General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 567

UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
In 2014 I created version 1 of what came to be known as The Green Book, because it was written in a green book and I didn’t feel like giving it some pretentious title. It’s a bunch of quotes, essays, charts, and experiences that keep me going. In 2019 I made a larger version 2 and printed it out and just sewed the pages together. This is just a test to see how to assemble the book because I’m already working on a larger version 3. Version 2 is exactly 200 pages, I don’t know how long version 3 will be, hopefully no more than 300.
 
Needless to say since about 80% is stuff I didn’t write I can’t publish it, so I have to print and hand bind the book myself.

General Discussion » Disney Sucks » Post 62

Dex Stewart
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Ecto-Phase,Activate!
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Full screen only,end credits cut off in the middle,no bonus features,despite the VHS having a short feature at the end.  
Supposedly,this release was intended to test interest in Doug. If this didn’t sell well enough,no further Doug releases.  
If the series were to have as little care put in as this DVD,maybe it’s for the best.  
Kinda weird,the Nickelodeon Doug DVDs did just fine. They were even rereleased as a complete series set.

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Marker
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Misanthrope
@Anonymous #9360  
I use Chrome with Violentmonkey as my daily desktop browser and script manager, so that combo is the most well supported. However for big changes I will also test on Firefox, albeit not as extensively.

General Discussion » Vent Thread » Post 2352

Officer Hotpants
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@Acres  
And you want to move away???
 
@EverfreeEmergencies  
I took four years of Business Tech. All we ever did is typing tests. FOR FOUR YEARS. First year they told us that the real stuff started in the second year. Second year was the exact same thing as the first year. After that I just took it because it was essentially a 45 second class followed by 30 minutes of reading whatever book or magazine I had with me that day.
 
And dicking with the system when she’d leave the room. I liked to set auto-correct to automatically change “a” to “an” and vice versa, or shift “their”, “there” and “they’re” around. “Your” and “you’re”. At one point someone taught me how to send unmarked popup messages to other computers on the network via the command prompt. That was always good for a laugh.

General Discussion » Video game thread » Post 924

Azure Fang
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Oh no, he's here?
@Officer Hotpants  
Near the end, there’s a totally optional dialogue set/test that must be completed to get the good ending. I don’t know how far you are, so I don’t want to spoil anything. But this dialogue is available only during Chapter 10 before you confirm your readiness for starting the plan that permanently takes you to the final area of the game.
 
Full info (contains significant story spoilers if you aren’t far into the game):  
During Chapter 10, while exploring Rhombus Square, you can find Albert meeting with prominent CrossWorlds shareholder Ivan Vestorovich. You have to pass his test, a veiled Turing Test. Doing so sets the flag for the good ending after the final battle. Missing this encounter or failing the test leads to the bad ending after the final battle.

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General Discussion » Useless Facts » Post 808

UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
To test the ejection seat on the B-58 Hustler the US Air Force shot bears out of the plane to see if humans could survive ejecting at mach 2.
 
That’s a lot funnier than it should be. Can you imagine trying to put a bear in an airplane?

General Discussion » Video Game Industry BS (AKA, GamerGate Thread 2.0) » Post 174

FeatherTrap
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Knight of Boops
Okay, so I mentioned a week ago that I ought to play through New California again, and talk about it’s problems. I’ve been spending that time (in between my work and failing to make any progress on my art) doing several playthroughs of it.
 
I know I’ve said it before, but let me just re-iterate it for anyone who doesn’t want to go back to day’s worth of ranting. New California is the previous mod project by the team which made The Frontier. For some strange reason, this mod received great critical acclaim and everyone thought that it was great, even though it shares a startling amount of problems with it’s sequel.
 
Suppose I’m just annoyed that people could recognise the problems in Frontier, but this mod got a free pass. >.<
 
In it’s defence, at least the main plot isn’t just a string of blatant rip-offs of various games and movies…and that’s about the kindest thing I can say about it. So, let me begin:  
Generations ago, a Vault 47 resident by the name of Dr. Kevin Rossman left his underground home and went on your typical Vault Dweller adventures, being the protagonist of his own little Fallout story that all happens off screen. He finds his way to Vault 18 in the Black Bear Mountains.
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There, he formed a group called the Wasteland Scouts, who got into all kinds of hyjinks and managed in their time to piss off every single major faction in the wasteland, including the NCR and every single raider gang from here to the Frontier (yes, they actually foreshadow that place in this mod).
A couple of generations ago, the vault was becoming overpopulated, and the exploits of the Wasteland Scouts gave many couped-up residents (specifically, the entire upcoming youthful generation) the idea of leaving to find a new home in the outside world. So after getting a list of potential settlement sites from the Scouts, they let an entire generation walk off into the Wasteland.
Those settlements mysteriously disappeared without explanation, with the only clue as to what might have transpired being a bunch of babies left in the burning ruins. And trust me, once you learn why, you’re going to wish the babies had been left to die there…
Before the Great War, a Senator named Andrew Oran convinced his fellows in the Enclave that the Vaults might need a “Plan B.” This plan was seven super top secret experiments, codnamed: Project America, Project Brazil, Project China, Chrysalis, Project Denmark, Project England, and Project France.
Project Brazil is the important one, specifically it was an experiment to make people immortal and invincible through rapid cell replication and regeneration. The breakthrough came from an alien worm from Area 51, an organism that was capable of reproducing itself, as well as copying the DNA of whatever host it infects and keeping the host’s body safe from infection and radiation damage.
Just before the Great War, Senator Oran decided that the ideal canditate to test this alien worm was his own daughter, Annai. Being infected with the worm gave her powers such as self-replication, immense power, as well as immunity to disease and radiation. After the bombs fell, she was taken to a secret Enclave base and cloned. One clone would adopt her identity, the other would become a man for some reason and take the name John Bragg. Eventually, the original Annai would break under Enclave indoctrination and torture, assuming the name Chevy Bragg and becoming her “brother”s subordinate.
But it wasn’t just the Enclave interested in the space worms. One of the leader researchers of Project Brazil would become a super mutant, who by the time the game starts is referred to as The Father. Originally, his name was Mark and he was supposed to be part of the team Richard Grey and Harold lead into Mariposa before the events of Fallout 1. Suffice to say, they contradicted canon by saying he fell into the vats and surviving by becoming a mutant (even though that expedition canonically had no survivors save for Harold and Richard themselves).
After the death of the Master in Fallout 1, and the destruction of the FEV tanks in the Mariposa Military base, things where looking grim for the Super Mutant Army. Without leadership they all scattered and went their own ways. But Mark had ambitions of reviving the plan, and intended to use his old project to do it. So after finding a fresh supply of prime normals (donated so generously by Vault 18) he abducted them and had the women impregnated with special embryos.
Those embryos where made from genetic material gathered from the Vault Dweller (the player character of Fallout 1), effectively making them clone-babies of him each one was then implanted with the Project Brazil worms. The babies where then discovered by the Wasteland Scouts and brought back to Vault 18, adopted by the now agining generation as their own children.
During this expedition, of which the original purpose was to-no I am not kidding-find a replacement for a broken water chip…yes you may all groan now, if you haven’t already-they encountered the Bragg “twins”, who posed as destitute but helpful wastelanders, who knew juuuuuuuuust where to find a replacement. For their service, they where let into Vault 18 and allowed to hold positions of significant influence. Chevy Bragg became head of Vault Security, while John Bragg became the coach of the Vault Ball sports team: The Vault 18 Patriots. Due to his position, he would have a great deal of sway over the newly adopted children of the vault.
You are one of these children. Eighteen years after all that, you’re involved in a Vault Ball game and the mod begins.
 
Okay, that’s the background to this mod. You have to be on board with that fanfic tier bullshit to think this story has any chance of being good.
 
Anyone stupid enough to be clinging onto hope still? Just you wait, it only gets worse from now on. >.<

Site and Policy » We're working on it. » Post 282

Anonymous #8A3E
This is zizzy trying to make an incognito post testing.  
Not sure if this will work.
 
Edit: It worked, but it also didn’t even ask me for a captcha. Thanks Philomena!

Site and Policy » We're working on it. » Post 281

ZizzyDizzyMC
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Alright I’ll look into that further, that might be a code issue rather than a config issue. I apologize for this.  
>philomena is well tested, bug free software (until zizzy touches it and then it becomes just slightly better than vrchat.

General Discussion » Derpibooru Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Relief Thread » Post 3737

RD8K
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The new My Little Pony animated movie (a CGI follow up to Friendship is Magic) will feature a new main character flat out described as an activist by Hasbro. Bronies are not amused and a heated fight breaks out in the comments section on Equestria Daily.
 
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We haven’t ended the second civil war we currently sitting on. Now we have to deal with another one about to show up.
 
This is gonna end so badly…. this is gonna be Steven Universe 2 Pony Boogaloo… where its gonna horrible pandering and writing. Where the only people who would watch it (outside of the most hardcore of bronies) would be the intolerant screeching overweight grown up toddlers who wouldn’t but anything to support the show. Causing even more division within the brony fandom. Since this is Hasbro, they might start with ponies as a testing ground before moving on with their biggest bread winners, Power Rangers and Transformers.

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General Discussion » (Gasps! Shock!) Unpopular Non-pony Opinion Thread! » Post 412

ANoobis
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Ghibelline Omnipotens
I think LJN gets an unfair rap. If you think about the games they’re best known for publishing, they’re actually really ambitious. Also, it isn’t like LJN made any of them. They were just a publisher. If Nightmare on Elm Street and Who Framed Roger Rabbit are bad, both of those are Rare’s fault, not LJN’s.
 
LJN was bought by Acclaim in 1990. Everything in their library post-1990 was published by Acclaim, but using the LJN logo so that Acclaim could keep its brand smelling prettier. I’d blame Acclaim for taking on projects like Wolverine: Adamantium Rage and The Incredible Crash Test Dummies. They were the ones who were using the LJN label as a dumping ground for licensed titles. Acclaim wanted the revenue but didn’t want the games associated with their brand, so they used LJN.
 
Lastly, if LJN, as a subsidiary publisher, can be blamed for the bad games they published, why are they not credited for the good ones? Spider-Man 2 on the Game Boy and Maximum Carnage are rarely labeled “LJN games” the same way Karate Kid is.

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