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UrbanMysticDee 
Bae > Bay
Polaner All Fruit Commercial (1989)
I like Polaner All Fruit because it’s all fruit, it’s not fruit plus something else. It’s not fruit plus more sugar, or fruit plus lard, or fruit plus some chemical concocted in a lab, it’s just fruit that tastes like fruit, and that’s why I like it.
I like Polaner All Fruit because it’s all fruit, it’s not fruit plus something else. It’s not fruit plus more sugar, or fruit plus lard, or fruit plus some chemical concocted in a lab, it’s just fruit that tastes like fruit, and that’s why I like it.
coolmaster43232 
The chase scene from A Pup Named Scooby Doo season 1 and Season 2-4 I remember watching this show all the time when I was younger.
Dex Stewart 
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I’m all ready to promote another one of my own videos.
Weird Bandai Episode 2
Here’s Mordant from the movie.
Here’s the toy he got:
Weird Bandai Episode 2
Here’s Mordant from the movie.
Here’s the toy he got:
ANoobis 
Ghibelline Omnipotens
@Dex Stewart
That overall looks like a toy that belongs in the TMNT line.
That overall looks like a toy that belongs in the TMNT line.
Dex Stewart
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@ANoobis
Yeah,I mention in the video he looks like a relative of Bebop.
Yeah,I mention in the video he looks like a relative of Bebop.
Dex Stewart
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Do you hate the yellow SPD Ranger?
Well,book publishers did, apparently.
Well,book publishers did, apparently.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
World record for cat with the loudest purr. Merlin’s purr registers 67.8 decibels, beating the previous record of 67.7.
I can attest that it is loud and annoying.
I can attest that it is loud and annoying.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Are You Sexually Attractive To Women? (This Test Will Tell You)
Not that I’ve cared since 2013, what the h*ck. My answers are below, you can fill in your own answers if you want.
1 Do you have proper grooming and hygiene practices?
> No, the way I look is almost purely a matter of pragmatism.
2 Do you put effort into dressing up properly?
> I can put effort into dressing the way I like, for special occasions I’ll drag out the leather and the chains and stuff like that, but the rest of the year I pretty much dress like a bum on purpose to avoid drawing attention to myself.
3 Do you indulge in any form of physical exercise?
> I walk almost every day, 2-5 miles, but you can’t tell just by looking.
4 Do you have a well-defined purpose in life?
> Yes, very much so.
5 Do you have a dependable source of income?
> No. I felt the sword of Damocles hanging over my head in every job I’ve had, and the longest I’ve stayed at any job is 2 years.
6 Do you have an active social life?
> Does anyone in 2021? Does the Internet count? For like 5 years I attended a writer’s group, but I just didn’t have the time with my last job, and it’s not possible to go anywhere and be with people this past year, so for three years I’ve been just located online.
7 Do you have hobbies and passions that you enjoy?
> Tons.
8 Do you have faith in yourself/self-confidence?
> Well, I put my faith in God, not in mortals, and my confidence depends on what I’m doing, whether it’s something I know I’m an expert at or a novice. As for confidence with women specifically, as you’ll see below, I’ve approached 75% of all the women I’ve been attracted to, which doesn’t sound as good as you might think, but you’ll see that the sample size really makes the difference.
9 Are you honest?
> Everything I say is a lie. Except that. I lie to make people like me better or to avoid conflict. People will excuse you a whole lot more if they think you’re a well-meaning idiot.
10 Do you have clear-cut personal boundaries?
> I guess.
11 Would the people who know you say you are a responsible person?
> Some would, some wouldn’t.
12 Do you have a good sense of humor?
> Making people laugh was pretty much how I made all my friends growing up because it’s the only way I knew how to communicate with people was by being a clown.
13 Can you keep calm under pressure?
> Perhaps calm enough.
14 Are you willing to make mistakes and endure failure in life? (Clarification: Are you a risk taker?)
> Failure is a mistress I am very well acquainted with, and while I have great determination that has amounted to beating my head against the wall for years and years to achieve my goals, I’m not a daredevil or whatnot.
15 Do you feel you are entitled to good things in your life?
> I’m sure the Boomers would call it entitlement, and the LOLbertarians would call it socialism, but yes, I feel entitled to a job that pays a living wage so I can afford food, transportation, and a place to live, not to be bankrupted if I get sick, time enough to pursue my passions and not just work all the time, a reasonably priced vacation every year, and the ability to retire before I die. You know, everything the Boomers had and stole from every future generation.
16 Are you animated with your expressions?
> My mouth opens and my hands start moving.
17 Do you laugh or smile often?
> Yes, but people think it’s creepy.
18 Do you use physical touch when you interact with people?
> No touch! Are you nuts? Not only does it make me uncomfortable, it’s extremely dangerous in the current year.
19 Can you maintain good eye contact when you speak?
> I can force it, but eye contact usually makes me and the people I’m looking at uncomfortable so I try to avoid it.
20 Are you a good listener?
> That was my job for 2 years, so I think I’m pretty good at it.
21 Do you have expansive body language? (Clarification: Do you have good posture?)
> No, I have scoliosis and herniated discs, and since I’m near-sighted I tend to look to the ground because there’s really nothing beyond five or ten feet that I can see when I’m not wearing glasses, and I don’t really wear them all the time unless I know there’s something I want to see. I know where everything in my house and neighborhood is, I don’t really need to wear them when I’m walking.
22 Can you start and lead an interaction?
> Again, that was my job. Doesn’t mean I like it, but with a lot of things I can force it.
23 Can you flirt properly?
> No, because I’m not the least bit interested in playing the game. We’re just talking about women here for this test, and I can say definitively that in the past 20 years I’ve only been interested in four women (the last in 2013), one of whom I decided it better that she be my muse so I deliberately kept my distance, two had pretty shit personalities, and one was great while she lasted and let’s leave it at that.
How did I do? I’ll count 8, 11, and 19 as half a yes, giving me 13.5. Where does that put me on the chart?
How many “yes” answers did you get?
0-5 not sexy
6-10 slightly sexy
11-15 pretty sexy
16-20 super sexy
20+ top 1% of sexy men in the world
I bet
Here’s Joker’s take.
Not that I’ve cared since 2013, what the h*ck. My answers are below, you can fill in your own answers if you want.
1 Do you have proper grooming and hygiene practices?
> No, the way I look is almost purely a matter of pragmatism.
2 Do you put effort into dressing up properly?
> I can put effort into dressing the way I like, for special occasions I’ll drag out the leather and the chains and stuff like that, but the rest of the year I pretty much dress like a bum on purpose to avoid drawing attention to myself.
3 Do you indulge in any form of physical exercise?
> I walk almost every day, 2-5 miles, but you can’t tell just by looking.
4 Do you have a well-defined purpose in life?
> Yes, very much so.
5 Do you have a dependable source of income?
> No. I felt the sword of Damocles hanging over my head in every job I’ve had, and the longest I’ve stayed at any job is 2 years.
6 Do you have an active social life?
> Does anyone in 2021? Does the Internet count? For like 5 years I attended a writer’s group, but I just didn’t have the time with my last job, and it’s not possible to go anywhere and be with people this past year, so for three years I’ve been just located online.
7 Do you have hobbies and passions that you enjoy?
> Tons.
8 Do you have faith in yourself/self-confidence?
> Well, I put my faith in God, not in mortals, and my confidence depends on what I’m doing, whether it’s something I know I’m an expert at or a novice. As for confidence with women specifically, as you’ll see below, I’ve approached 75% of all the women I’ve been attracted to, which doesn’t sound as good as you might think, but you’ll see that the sample size really makes the difference.
9 Are you honest?
> Everything I say is a lie. Except that. I lie to make people like me better or to avoid conflict. People will excuse you a whole lot more if they think you’re a well-meaning idiot.
10 Do you have clear-cut personal boundaries?
> I guess.
11 Would the people who know you say you are a responsible person?
> Some would, some wouldn’t.
12 Do you have a good sense of humor?
> Making people laugh was pretty much how I made all my friends growing up because it’s the only way I knew how to communicate with people was by being a clown.
13 Can you keep calm under pressure?
> Perhaps calm enough.
14 Are you willing to make mistakes and endure failure in life? (Clarification: Are you a risk taker?)
> Failure is a mistress I am very well acquainted with, and while I have great determination that has amounted to beating my head against the wall for years and years to achieve my goals, I’m not a daredevil or whatnot.
15 Do you feel you are entitled to good things in your life?
> I’m sure the Boomers would call it entitlement, and the LOLbertarians would call it socialism, but yes, I feel entitled to a job that pays a living wage so I can afford food, transportation, and a place to live, not to be bankrupted if I get sick, time enough to pursue my passions and not just work all the time, a reasonably priced vacation every year, and the ability to retire before I die. You know, everything the Boomers had and stole from every future generation.
16 Are you animated with your expressions?
> My mouth opens and my hands start moving.
17 Do you laugh or smile often?
> Yes, but people think it’s creepy.
18 Do you use physical touch when you interact with people?
> No touch! Are you nuts? Not only does it make me uncomfortable, it’s extremely dangerous in the current year.
19 Can you maintain good eye contact when you speak?
> I can force it, but eye contact usually makes me and the people I’m looking at uncomfortable so I try to avoid it.
20 Are you a good listener?
> That was my job for 2 years, so I think I’m pretty good at it.
21 Do you have expansive body language? (Clarification: Do you have good posture?)
> No, I have scoliosis and herniated discs, and since I’m near-sighted I tend to look to the ground because there’s really nothing beyond five or ten feet that I can see when I’m not wearing glasses, and I don’t really wear them all the time unless I know there’s something I want to see. I know where everything in my house and neighborhood is, I don’t really need to wear them when I’m walking.
22 Can you start and lead an interaction?
> Again, that was my job. Doesn’t mean I like it, but with a lot of things I can force it.
23 Can you flirt properly?
> No, because I’m not the least bit interested in playing the game. We’re just talking about women here for this test, and I can say definitively that in the past 20 years I’ve only been interested in four women (the last in 2013), one of whom I decided it better that she be my muse so I deliberately kept my distance, two had pretty shit personalities, and one was great while she lasted and let’s leave it at that.
How did I do? I’ll count 8, 11, and 19 as half a yes, giving me 13.5. Where does that put me on the chart?
How many “yes” answers did you get?
0-5 not sexy
6-10 slightly sexy
11-15 pretty sexy
16-20 super sexy
20+ top 1% of sexy men in the world
I bet
Here’s Joker’s take.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@UrbanMysticDee
Most of my answers would be “I don’t care”. I don’t want a girlfriend. I’m too selfish. If I look sexy or not is moot because all I care is that I look nice on camera for youtube.
Most of my answers would be “I don’t care”. I don’t want a girlfriend. I’m too selfish. If I look sexy or not is moot because all I care is that I look nice on camera for youtube.