Crazy Conspiracy Theory Thread

@Humble Oriathan  
Look within you  
There are many things to see

@Humble Oriathan  
And who controls the gnomes? Aliens.

@Havoc  
Interdimensional Demons

@FeatherTrap  
Acres.

@Acres  
And who controls the Acres?
 
Interdimensional Demons
 
Who are puppeting the gnomes in Acres.

@FeatherTrap  
5-minute crafts.

@Havoc  
How do you know that?

@Acres  
Because I control them.

@Havoc  
I don’t know how to respond to that.

@Havoc  
Aliens are just a jewish construct to distract white nerds so they won’t help build weapons that can be used against them as they slowly turn the west into Greater Israel.

@Humble Oriathan  
OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN
 
 
But seriously, you don’t actually buy that stuff do you? It’s a penguin psy-op so they can distract you while they unearth their Lost Ancient Civilisation buried under Antarctica

@FeatherTrap  
It’s all just a misdirect by the aliens to make themselves seem fictional so they can steal our gold to protect their planets from supernovas.

@Havoc  
Um, ex-SCUSE me? This is the “Conspiracy Theory” thread, not the Scientology Thread >.<

@FeatherTrap  
That’s kekualism, you basturd!

Bigfoots are actually deported aliens.

@Dex Stewart  
No, truth is WE’RE the aliens!

@Havoc  
That is a theory,that our ancestors were aliens dropped off here on Earth.

@Havoc  
No, The Earth is the Alien.

@FeatherTrap  
That’s why we need the wall. Keep that damn earth out of our country.

@Havoc  
Filthy casual. >:P
 
 
@Dex Stewart  
BUILD THE LASER-SPACE WALL!!

@FeatherTrap  
But it’s all true! I’ve seen it!

Covid doesn’t exist. That’s why fruits, cheeses and goats can test positive for the virus while the supposedly infected come back negative.