Useless Facts

The Global Happiness Index names China as the happiest country in the world, with a full 100 points. North Korea (98) came in second, followed by Cuba (93), Iran (88) and Venezuela (85).

South Korea ranks 152 with 18 points.

“The American Empire” ranks last with only 3 points.

@UrbanMysticDee
Which report is that from? I looked it up and it looks like the standard Zioslop with lefty northern Europe at the top.

@ponypony221
It’s from a North Korean list

@UrbanMysticDee
Interesting.

I’m surprised the Norks put China ahead of them. Trying to kiss up, I guess.

@ponypony221
That just proves it’s real. If it was fake they would have put themselves first.

Atlantic City, NJ is also famous for its casinos.

Most states have state lotteries.

Some states allow Indian casinos but forbid commerical casinos.

Only two states completely forbid gambling: Hawaii and Utah.

@Twiface
And I happen to live in one of those two states…AND IT SUCKS!
(Anyone who’s interacted with me on Derpi and FurB will know what I’m talking about.)

Some would say infamous.

Geese have a shitton of teeth, including on their tongues, because God let Satan create them for some reason.

@UrbanMysticDee
Geese are a good candidate for the most evil animal on earth.

@ponypony221
The first Puss in Boots has a giant, angry, rampaging goose bent nto destroying Puss’s adopted hometown as the final antagonist.

Liars claim to have called when you were away but mysteriously never leave voice mail.

When the time was 08:00PM on Wednesday, May 24 in Albany, it was 04:00AM on Thursday, May 25, 2023 in Swindon, 05:00AM on Thursday, May 25, 2023 in Košice, 06:00AM on Thursday, May 25, 2023 in Moscow, and 01:00PM on Thursday, May 25, 2023 in Sydney.

Albany is 8 hours behind Swindon, 9 hours behind Košice, 10 hours behind Moscow, and 17 hours behind Sydney.

Practice is not a game

Z-ray is better than X-ray, it’s 2 more.

FISA officially is “Fee-sa” like “Visa with a southern accent”. It is NOT “F-eye-sa” like everyone I’ve ever heard pronounce it.

@UrbanMysticDee
FIIK LO SAH

@UrbanMysticDee
A definitively incorrect way to say FISA would be fizz-a.

The Persian messenger rode all the way from Persia to Sparta for earth and water.

Rumor had it that the Athenian philosophers and boy lovers already turned down the Persians, so the Spartans threw the messenger down a bottomless pit.