Useless Facts

The first time Elgar’s ‘Pomp and Circumstance March No.1’ was played at a graduation ceremony was at Yale in 1905. Elgar himself received an honorary doctorate at said ceremony.

Thums Up is Indian Coca Cola, owned by the Coca Cola company and officially licensed. It tastes exactly like bootleg Indian Coca Cola.

Ironic, since apparently it was created as a Coca-Cola replacement.

Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

Juan Méndez, a street vendor in Chihuahua, Mexico, invented the burrito. During the Mexican Revolution in the 1910s, Méndez decided to wrap his food in flour tortillas to keep it warm and transport it on his small donkey

@RainbowEevee
So basically, if he had used a horse instead of a donkey, the delicious food would have been named “Caballito” instead.

THE FUCKING BASS IS FUCKING RAW!

A man on average will piss over 9000 gallons in his lifetime.

The bomber will always get through

In the movie Thirteen Ghosts the girl was supposed to get lost in a mansion made entirely out of glass. When filming they found out that was totally impossible because you can see all the way through the entire mansion. Crew had to be careful not to stand on the opposite side of the building while filming otherwise the camera would easily be able to pick them up.

Bane is a big guy for you

@UrbanMysticDee
Bane is a very nice guy, he saw how tired Batman was, so he gave him a break.

Bane may be evil, but he is necessary evil.

The Burj Al Arab is apparently an infinite star hotel.

I’ve searched 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10, and then jokingly put “100 star hotel” and sure enough there’s someone referring to the Burj Al Arab as a 100 star hotel. I suspect that it doesn’t matter how many stars you put someone will say the Burj Al Arab is the only hotel in the universe that fits that qualification.

As of 3:44 AM 12 April 2023 UTC, 900 Dollarydoos is equivalent to $599.54 US Dollars

The L in Samuel L. Jackson stands for Leroy

Some people pronounce “-a” as “-er”, e.g. “Chiner”, “Rusher”, “Cuber”

Cheerleading began in the late 1800’s as a men’s sport. Women did not enter until the 1920’s and did not take over the sport until the 1940’s and 50’s.

It’s not enough to want a cracker, you have to earn it.

Yakub, the big head scientist, lived on the island of Patmos 6,600 years ago. Over 600 years he invented white people through selective breeding of black people. White people were destined to rule black people for 6,000 years and beginning in 1914 black people would begin to defeat the white race and reclaim domination of the planet.

Nation of Islam actually believes this.

Lying and commercial real estate look very similar but they’re different.

It’s too late to file your federal income taxes. The deadline was a week ago.

On this day (22 April) in 1870 Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, known to history as Lenin, was born in Ulyanovsk in Russia. He took the lead of the Russian Revolution in 1917 that freed millions from tsarist oppression.

According to the few accounts from cannibals we have humans taste like veal.