Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

@ponypony221  
但笑话在他们身上。  
我不是来自这个多元宇宙。

I can’t even say that here.

@Officer Hotpants  
There

Indian communists can be (unintentionally) funny.
 
Nijam | Communism Song | Telugu Motivational Song | Sphoorthy Creations

@Fleur de Lis  
I don’t see much different from every other Indian music video ever.

@ponypony221  
literally all of bollywood

@UrbanMysticDee  
Poor Apu, he didn’t deserve to be murdered by wokesters.

My cock is a Weapon of Ass Destruction so suck it Hans Blix!

@UrbanMysticDee  
My feminine penis will make a man out of you.

Cranberry sauce is best served from a can:
 

@Twiface  
How the hell else do you get it? If it’s in a jar you’d never be able to get it out because you have to take both ends off.

do you want to work as a horse groomer? i do, but i think rural people only give this job to their homies.

@Anonymous #12F3  
I would be a horse groomer, if you know what I mean.

Neo-Nazis: You’re not allowed to talk about Jews or they’ll kick you off the Internet and out of real life too.
 
Also Neo-Nazis: Talk about the Jews 24/7 on the Internet, create whole websites devoted to talking about how much they hate Jews, and nothing ever happens to them.

@UrbanMysticDee  
It’s almost like people figure out ways to talk about things they aren’t allowed to talk about after years of trying.

The people who say they love diversity mean they feel smug when they leave their gated community and see non-white people who they can hold up as a trophy to prove how superior they are. None of them want to live with the diversity, they just want the diversity to be over there, on the other side of the fence, and sometimes mowing their lawns or cleaning their pools.

I’m kind of surprised no one who lives on Twitter ever hit on colloidal silver as a way to express their special snowflakeness. Drinking it makes your skin turn blue. I’d think that at least one pink hair would want to look like an irl anime/d&d character.
 

@ANoobis  
So that’s why Blue Man Group and the Avatar tribe have blue skin.

@ANoobis  
I’d imagine it’s the wrong shade.

@Officer Hotpants  
It works for dark elves.

@ANoobis  
HE WANTED TO BECOME A EGYPTEAN GOD.

@Anonymous #12F3  
I would love to be one, most of them were sexy.

I think my main OC is cute.

@Zaknel  
I think so too.

@Twiface  
Thank you very much.