Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

Anonymous #1690
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I just wonder what you guys think about the, what’s with the shotgun?  
 
So we might see Luffy get shot, and killed a lot next chapter.  
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Drivin’ me crazy a city But Sleep That around.  
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That of heat There power so, me Wake up eye The Sense Or to On Contact Ku Re.  
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Fire, higher, Forgetting Re Or Over On That desire.  
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That Cormorant storm of yo Cormorant into body The Fuel Ya to On Ku Re hot hot blood.  
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All day, all night, Ah On But Establishment Or Et al. I There Of sa.  
 
Ne Di But off Re It was Cormorant into, also Cormorant Run That This when sa Huh so Can I There Hmm I.  
 
Make me, awake me, shake me more There One Or so also.  
 
That Cormorant storm of Medium so cold Huh It was body into Roaring Over loud and clear.  
 
I’ll drive you crazy night But Ming Over That Or so.  
 
This of heat There power so, me into operation Et al. To On Contact Ku Re.  
 
All night, in city lights, drive me more Results On to I ku.  
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That Cormorant storm of yo Cormorant into me into Hearing Or To On Contact Ku Re yo screamin’ sound.  
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Wake up my friend. It is the dawn of a new day, and you have things to do.  
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I will guide and teach you, & you will learn by doing.  
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Always remember, I am not only your guide and mentor. Think of me as the person you trust the most.  
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You are learning fast my friend. I knew you would!  
 
Now go and find some clothes to put on.  
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We are on the right track, now if we can just get there alive that will be great.  
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Hey, it is backing away!
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Jordan Peterson is worse than a PUA. They have totally opposite min-maxing strategies.
 
A PUA wants men to maximize benefit at the expense of cost. They want men to maximize fun and minimize responsibility.
 
Jordan Peterson wants men to maximize cost at the expense of benefit, maximizing responsibility and minimizing fun. At that point any man who isn’t an idiot has to ask “What the hell is in it for me?”
 
The PUA strategy (which is totally unattainable by design, since it’s a grift) is to “spin plates*, lift weights, and get a six-figure passive income.” The desperate man who buys into the program is doomed to fail so the PUA can extract more and more money from him.
 
*Spinning plates is being a manwhore. The morality is the same, the difference is the difficulty level is ratcheted up to 11.
 
Jordan Peterson’s strategy is also a grift, and its promise of success is equally impossible to attain. He wants men to work long hours in jobs they hate, get married to old women, have kids they can’t afford, and then the wife divorces him, runs off with Tyrone, and the man loses all his money and property and is a wage slave for life paying for kids he’ll never see and a woman he’ll never have sex with. Then the man gets hooked on antidepressants and ends up living in the gutter or in prison or dead because he can’t afford to detox in a luxury clinic in Germany for millionaire guru psychiatrists.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
The ideal society will be one where men and women remain separated 100% of the time. Women can get their IVF with 100% female embryos in their hunter gatherer stone age society because they’ll all refuse to work on logging, mining, plumbing, construction, etx., and men can have artificial wombs with 100% male embryos in their post scarcity technarchy where all the bullshit jobs will be automated.
JamaicanCrackhead

TheWhiteDevil
What got me from banned from Reddit:
 
Saying that the CEO of Reddit is a little punk-ass bitch. And that free speech means all forms of speech.
 
(also saying that transgender surgery is horrifying).
JamaicanCrackhead

TheWhiteDevil
@ponypony221  
Yeah, it was. I got banned from AHS (not that I care, hell, it’s a badge of honor for me. Imma write that on a fucking gold plaque.) after mocking them for taking down another subreddit.
 
Then I message the mod personally and, in diplomatic lingo, called him a fucking idiot. He tried to call me a nazi, but I guess he got butt hurt and reported me. And since this was my ‘third-strike’ (the other two were from debating with this retarded tranny), I got banned from Reddit.
 
Not that I really care, tbh; it’s a badge of honor for me. Now I lurk on 4chan’s /mlp/ board and laugh at the insanity.
ponypony221
Chatty Kirin -

Excessively based homo
@Adan Druego  
“43/F. Tech, trans. (she/her). Anti-fascist. Secular Jew. Anti-N/F/T. Invented brony conventions (oops).”
 
Damn, this one can bypass the loony bin and go straight to the shower.
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