Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
The music video for Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” is like “Panty Shot: The Movie”. When they were shooting it the director was like “Let’s see how many times we can stick the camera between her legs, or zoom in on crotch or ass, or flip her skirt up in 2 minutes to get the world record. Just make it fucking porn already.
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ponypony221
Chatty Kirin -

Excessively based homo
What’s the point of shit like x-ray shots and closeups in Japanese porn they ruin with censorship, anyway?
 
Do the Japs have some kind of secret super-power to see through pixelation and bars? It’s all these as revenge against the White Man for the nukes?
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Adán Druego
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Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Polish is a Slavic language.  
Slavic is a family of European languages.  
European is a family of Indo-European languages.  
Indo-European…
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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
When a dude marries his girlfriend the day after the honeymoon she puts on 80-100 pounds, dresses exclusively in burlap sacks, and stops bathing. The very next week after the divorce is finalized all that weight magically disappears, she’s got the full spa treatment, is wearing Gucci vacuumed on ass crack and camel toe pants, is painted up like a hooker, and she’s back on Tinder.
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Twiface
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Princess of Shitposting
@ponypony221  
Youtube thinks I live in Portland and have young kids because I listen to songs like Rainbow Factory, Dare Master, The Moon Rises, and Aquasha, Goddess of Destruction.
 
But how did you make Youtube think you’re Jewish AND a Nazi? Do you listen to Wehrmacht marches between episodes of Ben Shapiro or something?
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