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General Discussion » Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW) » Post 1664

Anonymous #B5DF
Ok i just found out how huge Gracie Bon’s ass is!!! I imagine how thousands of men gather in one place to see her ass wiggle and sprinkle hundreds of litres of sperm, moaning!!!
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Anonymous #B5DF
DOES ANYPONY KNOW WHY WHEN I SEARCH “NIGGER IN TRACTOR” OR “REDNECK IN TRACTOR” I FIND 0 RESULTS?

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Adán Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Just a reminder that our world and society would be far better off if many of the people over on the Derpibooru political thread were exterminated, in Minecraft of course. No, honestly, I’m pretty sure someone has made a cleansing camp in the game somewhere online, so just round their in-game characters up and kill them with, uh, lava, or just fill a glass cube with water and watch them drown within the game.
In Minecraft, because reason or whatever…

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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Going to the laundromat reminds me just how absolutely disgusting humans are. I’m not like Howdy Mandel who lives in the guest house of his mansion and has to wax his head because hair is full of germs, and after the cleaning crew cleans his mansion he has to re-clean it because their presence contaminated it, but the filth, the undiluted human filth. It’s a wretched hive where only the most dressed, destitute, filthy, ragged humans gather.
None more so than this one man. Twas no man, but filth shaped like a man. A walking disaster area. A pile of garbage that had been struck by lightning and somehow came to life.
He was about 100 years old. If you could imagine “filthy old man, short shorts”, that was him. His shorts were short and his shoes were a thousand years old. They used to belong to the Pharaohs or something. He stole those shoes from King Tut. He had 400,000 socks, which he had to remove from the machines one-by-fucking-one, examine it, and reorient it in 3D space. One sock (at least) was just a shredded rag that no longer had the foot part. He also had a formerly white undershirt that was covered in blood stains. At what point do you just throw this shit out?
The washers he left behind were contaminated. They were totally covered in tiny hairs like someone had shaved a gorilla. Thousands, millions of them. Pure filth.
He dried his clothes, which he carried over one-by-fucking-one so as to waste an ass boring hour, and then when they were done he took them out of one dryer, put them in a different dryer, and dried them again.
How the fuck many mental illnesses did this guy have? How many other illnesses did he have? Physical illnesses?

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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
“Professional” “artists” who dropped 100 grand in art school hate Bob Ross because he painted stuff that people liked and people liked him.
“Professional” “artists” think artists are supposed to paint dicks or blank canvases or piles of shit as a joke and huff their own farts. They steal shit from the trash and sell it for millions and put statues of dicks in playgrounds or other places where little kids will go because they get off to being worthless cunts.
The art people like looks like stuff, and people can tell what it is, and people like to look at it. But it’s not dicks and it’s not pretentious twattery so “professional” “artists” hate it, because they hate people, because they’re angry and bitter for spending 100 grand going to art school to learn theory instead of buying paint and painting.

General Discussion » Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW) » Post 1652

Twiface
Twilight Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
A toast - Incredibly based

Princess of Shitposting
@UrbanMysticDee
I very much agree with that. If you’re going to have an antenna it should be integrated into the building’s design, like this:
Architecture completely fell off a cliff after WWII. The only places where you find new buildings even resembling good architecture anymore are tourist traps and weird cults like Scientology.

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Twiface
Twilight Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
A toast - Incredibly based

Princess of Shitposting
a grotesque display that does nothing but re-enforce every negative stereotype and feed ammunition to every homophobe.
I think they’re humiliation rituals. To say ‘we can do whatever we want, and you just have to sit there and take it!’ to the people they’ve conquered.

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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Sticking a stick on top of a building to make it “officially” taller because “muh permanent structure” shouldn’t be allowed. If the building is very obviously shorter except for a stupid little stick that isn’t integrated into the design its extra height shouldn’t count.

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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Allegedly a true story.
Hwite family from Ireland: father, mother, 2 year old son. Son is in shopping cart. Father is spinning the cart around. Father’s pants are sagging exposing his whole ass, from top of the crack to the hole. He picks the son up and throws him in the air and catches him several times. Son shits his pants in the air. Wet shit stain the size of a dinner plate on pants. Father catches son, doesn’t notice or doesn’t care about shit, puts son on shoulders. Meanwhile, mother is “wearing” a dress. Both her tits are hanging out completely. She lifts up her dress in line waiting to buy stuff and tries on pants in line while father is tossing the kid and the kid is shitting in mid-air.

General Discussion » Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW) » Post 1648

RavenandWritingDesk
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

I fucking hate gay pride.
First of all, the street marches have devolved into a grotesque display that does nothing but re-enforce every negative stereotype and feed ammunition to every homophobe. I don’t know any gay people that go, it’s mostly straight progressives looking for moral clout crowding round a couple of exhabitionists seeking an audience to beat off in front of.
Then online, perfectly chill gay adjacent communities where everyone has been happily and respectfully enjoying their subject matter get deluged by shitposters that go around spamming every single community with the same aggressively confrontational and insulting ‘pride’ copypasta, also using pride month as an excuse to act like an obnoxious cunt and trying to pick fights or stir up trouble.
Of course the mods are always the biggest degenerate freaks and will let anyone be as unpleasant as they like so long as it’s for pride, you’re not allowed to talk back because if you’re straight your a fucking monster and if you’re gay, well your not gay enough, that makes you worse than straight you filthy traitor.
The whole thing fucking sucks and is just an excuse to be shitty that i wait out every year.

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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
The “muh birthrate” people want this exact scenario. They want poor people who can’t even support themselves to have lots of kids they can’t support because “who the hell are you not to have kids” says the lobster drug addict. That’s his best argument. No cap.

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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Woman: Makes video complaining about the worst economy in 100 years so people need multiple jobs to make ends meet.
Twitterati disconnected from reality: “Just get married, brah! Then, magically, the man living w 3 roommates will make $120,000 and be able to support you!”

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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
War is broken. In the past wars were fought and won and they were over. In the past half century wars just never stop. People fight and never stop. The devs need to patch war so it can go back to the way it was.

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