Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

The striped fetish is fundamentally flawed, since zebras have small penises compared to other equines. The racial stereotypes don’t carry over at all. Zebras would more accurately be Equestria’s sph species.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Want more odd terminology? We’ve got rainbow kids and babyqueers…

 
How talented is this guy?  
 
I like watching people having bad days, especially when my day is going so awesome.  
 
You can’t even hear her, look out behind you.  
 
The owners have given US permission to investigate this location tonight.  
 
Let’s have it out.  
 
I’m leaving. Just let me get my shit and go.  
 
Fucking just get rid of it. Open the window and launch it mate.  
 
Maximum nothing in there please.  
 
“Bang bang, that’s hot.” That’s it.  
 
Big fat? Watch closely.  
 
Started waking up with scratches on the back.  
 
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Find it!  
 
It comes at night.  
 
What’s on? I’m here let’s get this pie started.  
 
Where are you, and I’m so sorry I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight.  
 
Whacha waiting for, come on!  
 
They also have caught things falling from “portals”.  
 
Strange and supernatural things it’s happening to this people.

@ANoobis  
I think it’s behavior. Zebras are notoriously difficult to deal with and not domesticated. Which reminds me of a certain group.

Rick Steves has a show about visiting Europe, but he hates Europe, Christianity, and white people. He loves black African muslims, sodomy, and atheism. His favorite country to visit was Sweden because Stockholm is 1/3 black African muslims, whom he says are “vibrant” as opposed to the “bland” white people. In Stockholm they converted their cathedral to the sodomy museum because the entire country is atheists. They had to re-shoot that scene several times because he kept jizzing his pants every time because he worships the ultimate destruction of white, Christian, European civilization.

@ponypony221  
Zebras are from Africa. Is there really more to it than that?

I used to work with this guy who would go to the strip club every Friday night. Now he doesn’t have to. You just walk outside and see everything.
 
I caught the end of a PBS program on TikTok. Some Gen-zed wahmen was the host. She wore a suit jacket and nothing else with her big fake soy estrogen enhanced tits everyone has these days just hanging out, just like it’s totally normal. Why even wear clothes at that point. Just go totally naked. Because being totally naked isn’t interesting. Being almost naked excites the audience. They wonder “What am I missing that’s hidden by that strip of fabric?” You know what it is, it’s not a mystery, it’s not anything special, but since you can’t see it your imagination conjures up something sexier than reality.
 
It’s like this youtube channel I had to unsub from. I enjoyed the content but I was always turned off by the host injecting sex into everything to get clicks. I tolerated it because I enjoyed the content. Then she has to get all self righteous “I have to rant several times about how I’m a wahmen and how that makes my achievement even better because wahmen are discriminated against on youtube.”
 
Get FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I had to unsub right there because it’s absolute, total, unadulterated bullshit.
 
Guaranteed, guaranteed she would have half the subs if her tits weren’t hanging out in every video. If she was a man producing the same content she’d have at best 5% of the subs. The only reason she has a popular channel with lots and lots of e-begging “revenue” and can afford to live at the very least an upper middle class lifestyle without having to work 80 hours a week at a six figure job like a man is because she’s an attractive woman living off of thirsty nerd men on the internet.
 
Absolute total fucking crock of shit.

I am very glad Facebook is slowing dying.

@ponypony221  
Danes?

Semen retention is a crock of shit and the people who believe it are literally retarded.

@UrbanMysticDee  
It’s literally a scheme thought up by the Jews to get men to behave irrationally and sadly it works.

@UrbanMysticDee  
“Semen retention,” you say?
 
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“I recycle my own semen” - Chris Chan  
 
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@Twiface  
We must conserve the navy.

The difference between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans is that Mexicans work and Puerto Ricans don’t.

How would a chimpanzee react to seeing its own reflection? Ex: Wootmaster
 
Honestly, he’s describing leftist freaks.

Both political parties have serious problems. Both believe too hard in election fraud whenever they win less than they would like. And that is only the beginning of their problems.
 
That being said, the Republican party is still the lesser of two evils.

@Zaknel  
That’s like saying being shot in the face is better than being burned alive.

@Zaknel  
You’re given a choice of two evils to make you complicit in the evil.

@Zaknel  

 
These days, I often describe the two parties as being ‘the party of evil’ and ‘the party of stupid.’

@Twiface  

 
Words of wisdom.

@Fleur de Lis  
What’s it say?

@ponypony221  
жители земли  
вы конченые ебанаты

@Fleur de Lis  
笑话在你身上。  
我不是来自这个星球。