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Anonymous #226E
Don’t think I’ve ever tried the anonymous button before. I want to see if it works.
UrbanMysticDee
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Dots are a brand of gumdrops that have been around for a very long time.  
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According to one old woman at a housing complex it’s the candy you give out on Halloween to the kids of people who you want to move out. According to her if you give kids Dots “they get the message.”
UrbanMysticDee
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Half of the news is porn. Half of the news is “Look at these pictures of misshapen celebrities wearing less than is legally permitted and getting away with it because they are rich and famous and above the law.” Half the news is “Wamen exposing themselves to make money who then go and complain if you look at them exposing themselves for money.”
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@UrbanMysticDee  
The ONLY enjoyment I ever took from those god awful things was one summer at my grandparents’ house when we had dozens of boxes of the stuff lying around from two years of Halloween candy for the extended family’s kids (because no one wanted those fucking things). I was playing with Tinkertoys when I suddenly realized that I could use Dots and toothpicks to build shit. That was actually a lot of fun until the heat from my hands made them sticky and… less stiff.
Anonymous #C38F
@ShadowBladePlatinum  
How does Bruce Wayne stay in such good shape, with such a horrible diet? I think he’s on the gear.
 
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@UrbanMysticDee  
I’ve read a fanfiction, otherwise pretty spotty, in which a DC fanboy got dropped into the DC universe. He met Batman and Robin and they had a long conversation about Gotham City and the Joker. The fanboy was of the opinion that Gotham City is cursed, and the Joker is part of that curse. If anyone kills the Joker, another person, maybe even the one who kills him, will go mad and become a new Joker. Gotham City can never know peace. He recommended that Batman have a talk with John Constantine or Doctor Fate and see what could be done about lifting the curse.
Anonymous #6A1E
I have||been banned from all boards on 4chan for a month since about the 20th of June making a post on /vr/ that was nothing more than a reply to another anonymous user in a thread talking about stuff such as 2nd gen-early 3rd generation games. Said Anon was talking about how “Zoomer” aka Gen Z children not having a lot of imagination according to him or her. All I said was “especially for the black kids” and then BOOM banned for a month for “trolling outside of /b/. WTF!? ||  
full Guess the 4chan mod who banned me was having a very bad day.
Anonymous #C38F
@Anonymous #6A1E  
It’s a shame you can’t post on 4chins through TOR. Of course, if they allowed that, ten minutes later every thread on every board would be bumped off the bottom with CP spam, so…
Anonymous #6A1E
@UrbanMysticDee  
I used to have a different IP years ago before it got changed due to me and my immediate family going ahead switching from Time Warner Cable to AT&T This was back when TWC was still the official name of what is now Spectrum. Not sure if the 4chan mod team is including at least some of the bans I got when I had TWC for internet along with my those with my current IP. I do know that there are people out there who have been banned more than 53 times from 4chan, though.
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