Random Nonsense Thread

@Dex Stewart  
Nice.

@Havoc  
You’re alive! I was getting worried.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Not to worry. I’m still here. But not queer.

@Havoc  
Not even a little?

Last Wednesday I got some French chocolate manufactured in Germany for some reason. Maybe it’s German chocolate that markets itself as being French, who knows. It’s amazing. It activates taste buds I didn’t know I had.
 
It made me start to think to other times I’ve had European chocolate. It’s clean and smooth like butter. American chocolate is hard and waxy and tastes like lemon juice or something is in it as an added ingredient to make it not as good. I don’t know what it is. There’s just something wrong about American chocolate.

@Havoc  
Bullshit. I’ve seen your discord.

@Anonymous #6A1E  

“Return to monke” is the rallying cry of cowards. Our glorious future can’t and won’t be stopped. Those who try will only find themselves left behind when we inevitably ascend to crab.

@ANoobis  
But then no one will be able to get out of the bucket.

@Anonymous #296F  
No one can get out of the bucket now because people would rather suffer if it meant other people were suffering than succeed if it meant other people succeed.

@ANoobis  
Okay, this is not where I expected my night to go.
 
Crustacean Supremacy is the strangest combination of words I’ve ever had to parse in relation to the future of mankind…  
I’m not even mad. I’m just bewildered.

The eargarette is the greatest invention of all time. Don’t bother trying to change my mind.

@ANoobis  
A personal message to all those water-dwelling cretins out there.

@Napsack  
Dreugh? Mermaids? New Orleanians?

@Officer Hotpants  
Ah, see they’re not evolving to live on land, so you don’t have to worry about any of them-  
 
GAHFUCKNEVERMINDKILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!!

You know Hansel and Gretel ends with two Germans pushing someone in an oven.

 
me

La Femme Nikita Khrushchev

Billy Ray Cyrus Vance

Someone should do a parody of Resident Evil. Call it Resident Good. That would be cool.