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@AlsoSprachOdin
Eleven in roman numerals is the president of China.

Elevens!?

@Officer Hotpants
It's also the number of Elevens at the gas station.

@Color Anon
It's also the number of asses Mega Man gets.

@Officer Hotpants
Seven is the number of capital sins.

@UrbanMysticDee
I prefer seven. It's a nice, round number.

I was thinking about posting a comment here on the place where we post comments that we think… about posting, commenting on things that we're thinking about and therefore posting about as well. _-K.Harris

I was going to do… do that thing… over there… you know, over there with my friend, Bob. I was told not to mention Bob, now I recall. Oh, I'm going to get in trouble, so I'd better just sto- [SIGNAL LOST] — _-J.Biden

Admit it. Those two are as random and nonsensical as it gets.

TWO ASSES! TWO ASSES!

Disneyland in China

Mickey Mouse comes up to little kids and rather sternly reproaches them "Why you not doctor yet?"

You sit in the roller coaster seat and when the bar comes down it has a book on it and instead of the roller coaster moving the loudspeaker commands you to study.

Para Espanol oprima Australia

DO NOT RAISE YOUR KIDS AT WALMART OR NETFLIX!

I recently saw the movie "Memories of Murder", and thought it was okay but overrated. People on the internet talk about how it was based on a true story, and the last shot is the policeman looking at the murderer in the audience, how it's a commentary on the incompetence of the police back in 80's Korea and so on.
But no one explains what the hell was up with the protagonist's girlfriend acting like his nurse in every scene, injecting him and hooking him up to a random IV, buying pills for him at the pharmacy. What the hell was up with that?

@Adan Druego
Sus

@ANoobis

@ANoobis
I miss that adorable creature.

Chubby Raccoon Gets Stuck In Sewer Grate After Eating Too Much

I read this story and thought of Bandy Cyoot.

@UrbanMysticDee
I hope they saved the hat.

LEL and KEK

Justice is balance

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

@ponypony221
Shocking!

@Havoc
I'm playing some casual bongos.

@ponypony221
Exotic.

@Havoc
It is done.

@ponypony221