Random Nonsense Thread

@Color Anon  
KING!

@UrbanMysticDee  
You dropped this, King. 👑

Saw this at the store today.  

@EverfreeEmergencies  
Shitting unicorns used to be a big thing in 2020

cheese.

@Havoc  
Dairy products

@EverfreeEmergencies  
@UrbanMysticDee  
What is the obsession with unicorn shit!?

@Officer Hotpants  
Well I don’t know about you, but I learned why my butt hurts every time I go to the loo >.<
 
I ought to buy me one of those.

There are 4 kinds of eyeglasses:
 

@UrbanMysticDee  
You forgot BCGs.
 

@EverfreeEmergencies  
 

@Havoc  
hot dog

Flat Earthers are horribly incorrect. They always work under the assumption the earth is horizontal when, clearly, it is vertical.

@EverfreeEmergencies  
Ignoramuses, all of you! Accept the truth, before it is too late!!
 

There’s been a lot of buzz regarding how handsome Josef Stalin was as a young man.
 

 
Where’s the recognition for Friedrich Engels’ glorious college neckbeard? Nobody ever talks about that.
 

Here you go:
 
 
Enbian
 
 
Trixic
 
 
Neptunic
 
 
Acarnal
 
 
Ezinor
 
 
Fuchs
 
Not to be confused with
 
 
Futch
 
 
Fluid-fluid-fluid
 
 
ARCsexual
 
 
Gae
 
 
Cinnab
 
 
Electio Aroace
 
 
Solarian
 
 
Juparettian
 
 
Lunettian
 
 
Esthesiosexual
 
 
Joyfriend
 
 
Galaxsexual
 
And the closely related Galaxromantic doesn’t have its own page
 

 
 
Greysexual
 
 
Ceterosexual, also known as Allotroposexual, Enbysexual, or Idemosexual, and previously known as Skoliosexual
 
 
He/Her Lesbian  
This one at least has nice colors that go together.
 
There are hundreds more and each classification has like 6 flags minimum. Try keeping track of that.
 
The level of granularity is absolutely astonishing. There’s a different classification for literally everything. There are as many categories as there are people on the planet.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I’m actually surprised they have an article for Super Straight. It’s like they’re conflicted with wanting to recognize super straight as another legitimate gender while also using it to spread awareness of the evil bigoted cis straight people.

@Humble Oriathan  
Super straights’ jelly that they aren’t starrystone collectors.

@UrbanMysticDee  
And if you put them all together, you get a dull muddy brown smear. Which is the point, of course.

@Anonymous #9D2A  
Brown is just dark orange contrasted against other colors. Where do all the other colors go?

@Havoc  
Peanut.