Random Nonsense Thread

Me whenever I see bikes in GTA
 
Warning: Real-life violence and potential death.
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Fucking Christ, did I just see a man die?

@Acres  
Eh, I’m sure he walked it off

@Acres  
Maybe several.

@UrbanMysticDee  
What the fuck is up with your pfp? It’s weirding me out when it changes.

@Acres  
This is what, the third or fourth time I’ve explained it.
 
I don’t want to decide between the two pictures, but I don’t like gifs that flash every second and distract me so I set it to change every 30 seconds so it will look like a still picture for the average duration anyone is likely to look at it but it still changes back and forth so I can have both.

 
The tyranny we suffer from by the hands of jannies everyday :(

@Humble Oriathan  
And he does it for free  
 

@Humble Oriathan  
How so?

 
 
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear | The Forsaken One  
Please spoiler and give a warning for content like that in the future. There’s not much visible gore or anything, but that kind of real life violence is still above rating for a thread without any nsfw or gore warnings in its name.

@Count Adramélekh Sear | The Forsaken One  
I get the strangest feeling of deja vu watching that. Especially the part higher on the street.
 
@Acres  
You saw two!
 
@Humble Oriathan  
I doubt he’ll ever do that again.

Fred Gwynne was the only one in Pet Sematary to even bother with a Maine accent, and Dale Midkiff can’t act to save his life.

Nobody has truly been in an empty room.

every time you paint a room the room gets smaller.

To the dinosaurs, we live in a post-apocalyptic future.

@Color Anon  
just like the grey aliens come from our post-apocalyptic future.

If wishes were horses that would be cool.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I don’t get it. Is Stuart Little the new Ice Age baby?

@Dex Stewart  
I don’t know, it’s funny. One of them isn’t even a character.

 
Cool rat

Reverse image search on Google
 
2 days later Amazon recommends the thing I searched for on Google
 
Coincidence?

HOW ’BOUT SOME NICE GABBA GOO?!  

@UrbanMysticDee  
What about rap rat and Biggie Cheese? Don’t forget the mouse from the 1997 movie Mouse Hunt.