Random Nonsense Thread

Twiface
Twilight Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
A toast - Incredibly based

Princess of Kirinposting
La, la-la-la, la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la
The Kirin used to speak and sing
We weren’t always quiet
We told stories and funny jokes
My stand-up was a riot
But then one day, a fight broke out
And hurtful words were said
Flaring tempers were inflamed
Destruction quickly spread
And flaming bred from head to head
It even burnt our… bread
Sorry, I forgot how much I love rhyming. Where was I? Oh, right!
My happy village lay in ruins
Relationships got worse
Spoiler alert: we quickly learned
That words could be a curse
“No more talking,” yelled our leader
The last thing said aloud
Into the Stream of Silence
We stepped as a crowd
The water cooled emotions
And peace was soon restored
But with no way to speak my thoughts
I got super… bored
Seriously, there’s only so long that Sudoku can keep you entertained!
‘Cause rainbows won’t light up the sky
Unless you let it rain
And shiny apples sometimes come with worms
No, you can’t give up your laughter
‘Cause you’re scared of a little pain
It’s a lesson that the Kirin never learned
I was stuck in silent prison
With the voices in my head
’Til I tripped over my salvation
In a helpful flowerbed
I found a cure to clear my pipes
And I became quite chatty
With years and years of stored-up words
I drove my village batty
They didn’t like my jokes and songs
And daily dose of news
The plays I wrote, the speeches spoke
Variety revues
Or the story about the Kirin who hid below an opera stage
And fell in love with this opera singer, and he wore a freaky half-mask thing, and he played the organ a lot and got all broody ‘cause the singer was in love with another dude, so he took her away on this underground gondola. I mean, who doesn’t love musical theater?!
The village leader made it clear
I had to make my choice
I could stay and live with them
Or I could keep my voice
So I came here, but left the couch alone
They’re hard to move
With just the view for company
Until ya heard me groove
Take it away, boys!
[beat]
‘Cause rainbows won’t light up the sky
Unless you let it rain
And candles just won’t glow until they’re burned
No, you can’t give up your laughter
‘Cause you’re scared of a little pain
It’s a lesson that my village never learned
No matter how hard I schooled them
Fear of hurt is still what ruled them
Sometimes you gotta let it raaaaaaaain!
Yeah, sometimes you’ve gotta let it rain…
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
1,2,3, South Korea don’t got shit on me.
I from the hood, I rap real good.
Nuclear war? I wish a bitch would.
Rewind and listen again:
I get mad pussy, you kiss men.
Please leave message when you call.
Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall!
Twiface
Twilight Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
A toast - Incredibly based

Princess of Kirinposting
“How long can the British people be deprived of the opportunity to have Arnott’s Tim Tams at a reasonable price?”
-Boris Johnson
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Why do third world people not care that bugs are crawling on their bodies? Every video I’ve ever seen of third world people bugs just land on their bodies and crawl around and they don’t care. They don’t brush them off, they just keep doing whatever they were doing as if they don’t even notice. Why?
Anonymous #89EE
Hello, dog pound, I’m looking for dog, sweet sweet dog. We throw a big barbecue and dog run out.
ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
Do you think Ubisoft hates the Minions? They’re exactly like the Rabbids, but became absurdly more popular for doing the same bit.
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