Random Nonsense Thread

 
G rated,but spoilered anyway.

 
Thanks, KFC. If I had a 2 foot tall bucket and a baby I wouldn’t know what to do without reading that PSA at the bottom.

@UrbanMysticDee  
 
Imagine this being part of the baby photo album your parents keep around for years.

@Humble Oriathan  
I don’t have to imagine it, I can see it.
 
I never liked the idea of giving babies earrings. I think it’s cruel. Babies should be left unmodified until they are old enough to make an informed choice themselves.

@Dex Stewart  
Awesome movie, horrible sequel.

@Color Anon  
 
Rarely have I seen such a bonkers terrible sequel. It’s up there with Neverending Story 3 as a movie even as a kid I couldn’t understand how it turned out so bad.

@Dex Stewart  
I watched the original movie on cartoon network when I was a kid and after that I kept checking the cable guide during months because I knew the movie had a sequel and when it was finally on, I watched it full of hype but 20 minutes later I felt like setting the TV on fire.  
Same with the American Tail movies: I watched the first one on CN and I loved it, then I watched the sequel and while it had a very different tone I still loved it, then I discovered the TV series and other sequels and that was when the poor mouse went to hell.

@Color Anon  
The second American Tail movie was produced by Steven Spielberg, and was the flagship film of Amblimation, his new studio. Even though Don Bluth was uninvolved, it benefited from having a lot of care put into it. The rest of the series and the second Secret of Nimh didn’t have that going for them.

@ShadowBladePlatinum  
The mouse was a god damn star in his time.

Ants scare me now. Apparently there was an ant in the microwave for 3 minutes and it fucking lived.

@EverfreeEmergencies  
My burrito came out one half frozen the other half exploded. And this is one of those microwaves with a rotating interior. I think any bug would have a good chance of surviving.

@EverfreeEmergencies  
Nothing fire or poison gas can’t fix.

@EverfreeEmergencies  
According to this it’s because bugs bodies have very little water so they don’t heat up and croak.
 
@Dex Stewart  
Don’t get me started on those things. I heat the leftover pizza up and the edge is melted but the center is a block of ice.

@Dex Stewart  
Put it lengthwise along the outside of the plate.

In the movie The Day After Tomorrow global warming literally chases people down a fucking hallway.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Isn’t that the same movie that flash freezes flying helicopters?

@EverfreeEmergencies  
Yep, but burning paper can stop it.
 
Also, in the book the movie is based on the reason the superstorm exists is because of the isthmus of Panama is blocking trans-oceanic currents so superstorms recur every 12,000 years no matter what we do. It had nothing to do with global warming.

You know if you eat tacos over a plate of nachos, whatever falls off the taco just becomes more nachos

Hello, my name is the unicorn in my mind.

@Acres  
We don’t tolerate witchcraft around these parts, boy.

@Officer Hotpants  
You came to the wrong place then, Partner. Friendship is Witchcraft. >.<