Random Nonsense Thread

@UrbanMysticDee  
Up to 30 years in the wild, but usually not very long in captivity.

I have a bag of those Hermit crab shells. I wanna do a video about them but I have absolutely no idea what i could talk about. It’s really strange merchandise, and thats about it.

@Dex Stewart  
Maybe just make a “Weird Merchandises” and include it with others that also don’t have much to be said about.

Karen videos are the breakfast of champions.

@Fleur de Lis  
I’ve gotta find more stuff. There was actually a video someone made that was supposed to cover weird merch,but it was all mundane stuff. The weirdest thing was a Dino Thunder candle, and a thing on Amazon he showed but explained he didnt buy. Lame.

 

At least MW 2019 is better than Cold War, BO3, Infinite Warfare BO4, and Battlefield 4: Bugfest Multiplayer, and Battlefield V: stronk&woke piss poor PR.

Wake up.
 
See dis.
 
Wat do?
 

@Anonymous #C38F  
Go back to sleep. It’s that dream again.

@Anonymous #C38F  
whack it

New seafood restaurant opened up so I got a menu. There’s a notice that says “Items with ! contain more sodium than daily recommended amount”. Every single item on the menu has an exclamation.

@UrbanMysticDee  
That’s a good sign that most of that stuff is either canned or preserved in some way instead of fresh.

@UrbanMysticDee  
You should ask them why they’re so salty. hue hue hue hue hue hua
 
@Napsack  
That’s plausible. It’s not uncommon in restaurants.

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@UrbanMysticDee  
Is that the sus guy?!

@Humble Oriathan”:/forums/dis/topics/random-nonsense-thread?post_id=48191#post_48191  
Is it? I found it on the internet somewhere and thought it was funny.
 
Turns out I had something else typed there. Here it is anyway:
 
Its gardener and not gardner? Then why is the “en” silent?”

 

@UrbanMysticDee  

Some items have very strange shipping histories. Imagine if you will something that ships from Harrison, New Jersey (30 minutes away) to Des Moines, Iowa, and then stays there 3 days before shipping back to New Jersey. It spent the day in Jersey City and then to Newark, which is right next to Harrison. USPS says it’s en route to its destination (me) all last night and now it says “LOL, JK, it sat in the Newark office all night and is now for real for real en route to its destination as of 10 AM.” Yeah, it doesn’t take six hours to get to Newark, even in the worst traffic I’ve ever seen. Why even stop off at Jersey City when Newark is the biggest airport in the state. Why even go to Iowa in the first place? I could have walked to Harrison and back by now in the time this thing has been traveling halfway around creation.
 
I’m not even mad, I just want to know why?
 
Actually, yes, I’m mad. It’s not the most fragile thing in the world but each new detour introduces more opportunities for the thing to break. I don’t want to get a package full of pieces.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Because you’re pronouncing it in its English-accented form and the English are the worst English-speakers on the planet.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Kek.

 
The most well deserved smile in any movie ever.