Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)
Anonymous #4FF6
I wonder by how much the percentage of coprophiles would increase if poop didn’t stink.
Anonymous #4FF6
I am planning to leave or close account Paypal because they force me to enter my phone number whenever i log in.
FeatherTrap
Knight of Boops
And China reduced the amount of Chinese living in poverty by over half!
…by changing the definition of what’s considered “poverty” to the degree that there are thousands of homeless people in the US that wouldn’t meet it.
Zaknel
Ezekiel 33:11
@UrbanMysticDee
That’s the logic of how people in Somalia never grow old.
That’s the logic of how people in Somalia never grow old.
Let’s just omit the fact that that is only because they die before they are 30.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Tits are the tits of tits and they’re tits and they are the tits of tits (tits)
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
I remember, this was back before y’all kids was born in the aughties, back when people were debating torture in Iraq or Guantanamo, and some broad on TV (TV is like watching TikTok on your phone only it’s a much larger screen that’s plugged into the wall and it features videos that are 30 minutes to 1 hour long, usually, including non-skippable ads) was interviewing a soldier or CIA operative or someone who was there and he described what they do to the al Qaeda prisoners and he described how the average college student spends their nights without booze and the TV broad said “That’s Orwellian stuff!”
I’m pretty sure in China they round people up and harvest their organs if their credit score goes too low, that’s a whole hell of a lot worse than “Ensure and sleep deprivation”. I don’t consider college dorm life to be torture. It’s not like electrocuting genitals or pulling finger nails.
Anonymous #8A5A
want to fuk gypsy vanner
Zaknel
Ezekiel 33:11
@Fleur de Lis
Apparently asking for someone tripping, or talking to her brother, or being a lesbian are all NSFW to bing today…
Apparently asking for someone tripping, or talking to her brother, or being a lesbian are all NSFW to bing today…
Anonymous #8A5A
Did you know that the beverage Boza can enlarge womens breasts? https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Boza&oldid=603938919
Anonymous #8A5A
IF TOLKIEN HATED IMMORTALITY , THEN HE SUPPORTED EUTHANASIA!
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
I’m not gonna lie, I like it rough. Hillary Clinton, let’s get it on.
I would like to see the whole world die, cause I’m a Korean.
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
@UrbanMysticDee
Death to all, fuck the world
’cause I like Tupac-c-c-c
Now the world must stop-stop-stop-stop
’cause of my small cock-cock-cock-cock
Death to all, fuck the world
’cause I like Tupac-c-c-c
Now the world must stop-stop-stop-stop
’cause of my small cock-cock-cock-cock
One day you’ll say ‘Why is everyone dead?’
‘Why didn’t we just do what Kim Jong Il said?’
‘Why didn’t we just do what Kim Jong Il said?’
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
Incel wiki is very funny. I don’t know if it’s supposed to be a joke or not, but I’m laughing at pretty much everything there regardless.
I just found Soyjackwiki.net, which is funny for similar reasons and equally (or possibly more) schizophrenic.
They even have an article on bronies.
They even have an article on bronies.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
hardcore dry anal fisting
@Twiface
I think that site gave me retarded. It’s written in some code that I can’t decipher.
I think that site gave me retarded. It’s written in some code that I can’t decipher.
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
@UrbanMysticDee
It is very esoteric knowledge, indeed. Even I can only decipher some of it.
It is very esoteric knowledge, indeed. Even I can only decipher some of it.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
“I’ll do all the easy, mostly automated, chores that you want to do, if you do all the hard work that you hate, that you get up every morning and pray to die because you dread work so much, and “pay ALL the bills” (direct quote). I won’t split a thing. I won’t meet you in the middle, I won’t buy a single grocery, I won’t pay the phone bill, nothing. Your money is OUR money, which means it’s really MY money, but all the money I make from online porn is MY money. If you’re really, really lucky, every other week you might get cold, robotic sex. But I will cheat on you with Chadrone every chance I get, force you to raise his child while I abort all yours, and when I’m bored of you I’ll file for divorce and get vaginamony.”
So, what the fuck is in it for me? This is a heads you win, tails I lose situation.
“Where is my John Wayne?”
That’s really the man you want? Not for casual sex, you say in the song you want to have his children to chain him into 20+ years of financial slavery.
John Wayne had five wives and he cheated on all of them. And no, you can’t “fix him”. He’s the last guy you want to be with.
“Where have all the simps gone?”
Get fucked.