Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

“study” alleges that 10,000 years ago Britain was inhabited by black cannibals who had their land stolen by the hwite man.

@Anonymous #790C
That’s just what those fuckers WANT you to think!

I’m not even sure if any of that made any sense, but, perhaps, it’d more authentic if it didn’t.

Traditional art is good.

The smart phone is easily the worst invention of all time. Without them the dual weapons of antisocial media and the birth control pill wouldn’t be able to destroy civilization nearly as effectively as they currently are doing.

The smart phone is like the ICBM that allows the atom bomb to go from being a dangerous curiosity to being a world-ending nightmare.

Have you ever noticed in the men travel shows the hosts are ordinary people doing travel stuff, but in the women travel shows there have to be at least 3/4 of the show is devoted to the woman host getting drunk and eating stuff while making orgasm sounds? In men travel shows the man might go to a vineyard or something and hold a glass of wine and may sniff it, in women travel shows the woman must be given 10 different kinds of liquor which she must drink in full to get as drunk as possible then she has to eat sex foods and roll her eyes back and make orgasm sounds.

@Adan Druego
How are they sisters when they don’t look anything alike?

@UrbanMysticDee
…stop.

But honestly, ponies are odd, Twilight and Shining, the Spa Twins, Pinkie versus her entire family. So, no clue.

@UrbanMysticDee
Let the character designers have their fun.

@UrbanMysticDee
Different fathers?

Ass

@UrbanMysticDee
Assnuggets.

@ponypony221
Ass Nug gets, faces are a different story entirely.

Bagina

Clitanus

I think covid gave kids brain damage. They are completely incapable of functioning in normal society.

Ben Shapiro believes wet pussy is a serious medical condition. He believes in going in dry.

@UrbanMysticDee
No, I think TikTok did that.

Say what I tell you to say
And let the propaganda fall out
Like verbal diarrhea
I want to see you be a slave

Saw ass at the store today. Why bother wearing clothes at that point?

“Homeschooler whose parents banned social media graduates college at 12 with 4.0 GPA.”

So what? She can’t get a job with that degree in unmentioned field (could be something useless). What’s she going to do, go on Oprah for 6 years or is Bell Labs going to illegally hire a minor?

These kids who get degrees super young make the news (ironically the kid whose parents banned social media is now social media famous for the next 15 minutes) and then vanish into obscurity. They get jobs as gas station attendants or become drug addicts or stack fruit in Costco.

“Just go into STEM brah!”

Yeah, like the masters degree in electrical engineering who is now shelving produce because it’s cheaper for a company to hire 5 H1B visa workers at their home country’s rate and pocket a profit than to hire 1 American tech worker.

“Just go into trades brah!”

Yeah, and fucking wreck your body before you turn 40.

“Hey kids, it’s me: Poley the Polar Bear! And I’m here to tell you a random word of the day:
My word today is ’Nigger.’ That’s right folks, I’m gonna tell you about the word ’Nigger.’

Now, most of them live in the hood… and are dead… but for the ones that are alive,
they like to get out there and rape the women. Now we don’t want them rapin’ no white women, do we?
Now take it from this here polar bear: we don’t want no rapin’. Noooo rapin’.”

JUNE 21,2023. WAS TESTING MY PUMP DRILL. VERY AGGRESSIVE SUN TODAY IN MONTREAL. I WAS OUT IN MY YARD FOR 3 HOURS UNDER THE SUN NOW MY BACK IS VERY EXTREMELY RED AND BURNS.