Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

@Twiface
The Lobster’s daughter was or is big friends with Tate and, by extension, the Lobster was probably his friend too at one point. Tucker Carlson and his friends who like to tan their balls to promote manliness also did or still do like him, as did the baldcel who lives in a van down by the river and runs a $250,000 men’s retreat that will never happen because it’s a scam to siphon money off of desperate incels on the Internet.

Xi Jinping once entered a Xi Jinping look alike contest and lost to Jackie Chan

@UrbanMysticDee
Ah, so grifters then.
Every conservative who actually has principles has hated him from the beginning.

Hugh G. Rection

@UrbanMysticDee
Homer Sexual

@UrbanMysticDee
@Dex Stewart
Homer Sexual with Hugh G. Rection

@Fleur de Lis
Homer Sexual? Has anyone seen a Homer Sexual with a Hugh G. Rection?
Hey everybody, I’m looking for a Homer Sexual with a Hugh G. Rection!
…Hey, waitaminute…

I was at a park the other day. Saw a fat woman walking a big dog that she obviously has sex with. It kept harassing everyone they pass, and each time she would say “he’s friendly”. I’m sure that thing is real “friendly” to you, bitch.

@Fleur de Lis
Is this a true story?
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Speaking of which, I worked at a fake “storefront school” for 1 day (never got paid, but I figured a court battle would cost more than what they owed me so it wasn’t worth it). The owner had a dog that was obsessed with sniffing my crotch. I don’t know if that counts as sexual harassment.
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I was scheduled to come in the next day, got dressed, locked the door to go to the car when I heard the phone ring. I went back inside. It was the boss. “Oh, don’t come in today, call back tomorrow.” I was fucking pissed. If you had called just 30 seconds later I’d be in the car and wouldn’t have heard the phone. You talk a big game about punctuality and dressing properly and having proper decorum and you call me up 20 minutes before my shift and tell me not to come in? Fuck off. I walked around the lake (there’s a lake down the street from where I live) to blow off steam.
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I called back the next day before my shift started. “Oh, we don’t need you today, call back tomorrow.”
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I called back the next day. “We’re remodeling the store, don’t come in today.” “So, when should I come back?” I asked. “We’ll call you when it’s time to come back, don’t call us.”
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Never heard from them again. 6 months later when my term there would have been up the job is listed again online.
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Owner belonged to a certain group of people who act like they’re better than everyone and never hire me (except that one time).

@UrbanMysticDee
I had a similar experience when I took a seasonal job at UPS a few years ago. They promised me lots of work, then went radio silent for weeks on end. I had to pull teeth to get answers. At first they bungled my application and it took a month to sort out. Then they just didn’t need me for an entire month, but still expected me to be ready in case they did. So for an entire month and a half I would wake up early, wait for a phone call that never came, then go back to sleep. Only when I had finally given up hope did they finally reach out and tell me there was work to be done.

So I worked for them… for about two weeks. Then afterward they keep telling me there’s going to be more work, but they end up only giving me two more days before it just abruptly ends and there’s no more.

The straw that broke the camel’s toe

Japan has been playing the victim for 70 years over the atom bombs that combined caused fewer deaths than the Rape of Nanking.

Unit 731 alone more than justified dropping the bomb.

Indeed.

So I was at the grocery store going to pick up some bread, minding my business, when this larger than average chica, maybe mid- to late-20s, comes around the corner dressed in the latest thot attire. She’s got ultra low rise book sock for pants coupled with no ass at all. Not even a hint of where an ass used to be. It’s like she was born without an ass. Above that you’ve got your Pop-n-Fresh gut, and up top she’s got what I can only guess is like half a bra that’s like 7 sizes too small, and it must be glued in place because physics can’t explain what keeps it on. And she’s got these big floppy donkey dick squashed flat pancake tits that look like they’ve given up on life and are ready to be put out of their misery. They look like something out of National Geographic and they’re right at eye level.

Of course I’m repulsed by this display of what society has allowed the human body to devolve into. She’s embarrassed, I guess, at letting it all quite literally hang out, and covers her tits with her hands as we walk past each other. But that makes me wonder, if you don’t want people to see your tits then why do you go out with them 98% exposed in the first place? Now I’ve studied anthropology in school, and I live in the ghetto, so it’s nothing I haven’t seen before, but cereally, why?

The people who are aroused by farts are worse than the feet people but they’re both degenerates.

Penis

I just watched some of Hasan Piker’s videos and it got me thinking.

It’d be nice if someone lynched Hasan Piker.

Just saying. In Minecraft or whatever, I’m supposed to write to avoid legal issues.

Unit

Unit of Special Ed States

Have you noticed among the Tik Tok generation there’s an outbreak of young women with comically gigantic breasts?

We’re not talking about large from back when I was a kid, or even like the 3 foot tall babushka from when you were really little who a gut that sticks out 2 feet with tits sticking all the way out resting on top, we’re talking about so ridiculously disproportionately huge that they’re not attractive anymore, they just look funny. We’re talking about the 1 in a million porn stars who had some disease and needed custom bras in the other end of the alphabet, only you don’t need to look them up on line on the super duper big titty websites that are full of viruses, now they’re all over the place.

Am I just imagining it? How did that happen? Why do young people have such giant tits?

And again I might just be imagining it, but faces are getting uglier too. There’s an epidemic of butter faces with giant tits and it’s freaking me out.

If you’ve ever seen Keisha Evans, the porn star who got ginormous, ridiculously huge over-inflated beach ball tits but she also has a fivehead and a face that can stop a clock, that’s what I’m talking about. It’s like she’s found a way to clone herself hundreds of times.

I’m in the wrong state.

Also, are some of these really kinks? Some of these seem normal.