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FeatherTrap
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Okay Americans in the thread, I now have…questions for you.
  1. How the fuck did you guys let Iwoa become the most BASED state by any metric, much less in the fetish department?
  2. WTF is going on in Minnesota and Wisconsin? Can someone please check the sex offender registry there?
  3. Dammit Georgia, it’s current year!
  4. Is that really a fetish for Commiefornia? I thought that was just their favourite sport.
  5. Is Hawaii really still considered a state? Why?
  6. When does the entire North-East coast get nuked from orbit for their sins?
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I’m skeptical of how accurate this data is, especially since it’s not based on a simple metric like ‘Most Popular,’ but ‘Disproportionately popular,’ meaning they did some weird statistical stuff to get these results.
How the fuck did you guys let Iwoa become the most BASED state by any metric, much less in the fetish department?
I don’t really consider Iwoa to be that based. I think they’re just less cringe relative to a lot of other states, which really isn’t that hard to do. They still produce weirdos like Michael Hirtes.
WTF is going on in Minnesota and Wisconsin?
I’m not entirely sure. Maybe the cold weather makes people want to stay at home/in bed all day, thereby infantilizing them. Wisconsin is also known for its milk, so maybe there’s that.
Dammit Georgia, it’s current year!
Southerners in general tend to have a lot of weird race-related fetishes.
Is that really a fetish for Commiefornia? I thought that was just their favourite sport.
It’s both.
Is Hawaii really still considered a state? Why?
What do you mean “still?” The Federal Government believes that “The Union” is “Perpetual,” meaning that once you become a state, you’re not allowed to leave.
Blame these guys.
When does the entire North-East coast get nuked from orbit for their sins?
October 23rd, 2077.
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I know it gets thrown around a lot but Pearly Things is the biggest fugly Pickme; she’s been ran through, been pumped and dumped and is willing to humiliate her self in any way so long as someone wifes her.
She bangs on about christian values but the cornerstone of the philosophy is self respect, the idea is that you don’t sell by yourself cheap and are fulfilling a divine purpose by being a good Wife and Mother. They have a role they play but expect just as much from their Husband in return, expect to be treated well and have rights and power over their domain of influence as garunteed by their holy book.
Sure, it’s often not applied that way with Husbands failing to ‘honour’ their wives as their books say they should but no actual traditional woman is going to be campaigning to have no rights because they have self respect.
I just think Pearls a used up ex-lib with a humiliation fetish trying to turn trad because she’s facing having no talents and being un-wedd at forty.
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I think it’s worse than that. She’s bitter and angry over being the last resort for horny guys who were rejected by literally everyone else so she’s telling men to get vasectomies and never take a chance with women to get revenge against everyone who rejected her. She figures if she can’t be happy then no one deserves to be happy.
And since anything with tits will get 10X the views of a man regardless the content (even if it looks like Joey Chestnut having an aneurysm eating 70 hotdogs at Coney Island*) all she has to do is spout migtow bullshit and 1.8 million (her numbers) desperate guys will watch her and ruin their lives.
*Cereally, try to tell them apart
Joey Chestnut eating looking like he’s going to die
Pearl on a good day
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Whenever a hwite person kills someone it’s proof of hwite supremeism.
Whenever a Muslim kills dozens of people shouting “allahu akbar!” it’s a lone wolf and the motive of the attack is unclear.
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UrbanMysticDee
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So I’ve been seeing what appears to be nipple removal surgery pics? Is that a thing now or are people shopping them out for antisocial media? X allows explicit porn so it shouldn’t be a problem there, but it is on other sites like Zuckerbook. Meta spent like a billion dollars training AI to distinguish between male nipples and female nipples.
Just wondering.
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UrbanMysticDee
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Frankenstein, seminal vesicle piece of feminist literature, is literally about a man who gives birth to another man who deserves to be killed because he’s ugly. That’s some deep shit right there.
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Pretty sure he deserves to die because he murdered several innocent people out of a grudge against another man.
Actually you know what, maybe I’m being too harsh here. After all, you do spend an inordinate amount of time on this site making apologia for Communist dictators and claiming your neighbors deserve death for slightly inconveniencing you. Maybe this moral principle is just too high concept for you to understand. Maybe I should start off establishing: “MURDER BAD” first before attempting anything else. =_=
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