Random Nonsense Thread

@acres  
But with a chicken butt and body.

@Havoc  
So is has really long wings.

@Havoc  

We’ve done it,we’ve created our own perfect……turkey?

Random word.

Butts.

@Havoc  

this suit burns better

@UrbanMysticDee  

@Havoc  
Where?

@Officer Hotpants  
Under there.

@Dex Stewart  
Under where?

@Officer Hotpants  

@Dex Stewart  
… you know, I could leave but I’ll just stay. All my porn’s here anyway.

@Officer Hotpants  
Now you can go do the theme song for a nerd blackface show.  
Lol  
I actually think most of it’s okay.  
My favorite joke actually had no nerd stuff.

@Dex Stewart  
I haven’t seen enough of it to have an opinion on it. What bits and pieces I’ve seen seemed mostly “meh”. Really hit & miss.

@Officer Hotpants  
My favorite joke was them thinking about what it would be like if they were all fat.  
Two of them are sitting at a table and one asks what’s for dessert. One says he thinks there’s cake left. The other slowly smiles slyly and in a low tone answers,“No,there’s nooooooot.”  
I really didn’t care for most of the nerd jokes,because I’m a nerd so I know what they’re talking about. They’re supposed to be Comic nerds,so how is an episode-running plot thread them arguing over whether or not Wolverine has bone claws or not?!  
You’d have to be a real newbie not to know, especially considering it was established in the Xmen Origins Wolverine movie as well as in the comics.  
So, putting on the veneer of being a nerd,while not actually being a nerd.  
I may have gotten a little ranty,there.
 

There’s this tree Hevea brasiliensis called the rubber tree, and if you cut it it produces white sap called latex. And people have been using this material for almost 200 years now to make tires and stuff.
 
Well, in Europestan apparently the word latex means something totally different. I think they use it as a brand name for some specific synthetic material or something, I forget.
 
So I was having this discussion with someone and it was getting rather heated because we were both using the same exact word latex but the word meant different things so it appeared to each of us as if the other was talking total nonsense, because I was talking about the material latex that people have been using for centuries and this other person was talking about the brand named latex that’s only been around for 50 years or so.
 
Because no one ever, ever tries to understand multiple different perspectives it was up to me to discover, totally on my own, that there is this cultural difference between latex the material and latex the brand, and I had to totally on my own resolve this misunderstanding. And I wasn’t thanked for the effort either.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Reminded me of this.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Why are the English the worst English-speakers in the world? I mean they’re so bad at it that they have to pretend that H is a vowel because they can’t force the letter through their snaggled teeth.

Toaster.

@Havoc  

Car.