Random Nonsense Thread
Officer Hotpants 
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@Havoc
Will you settle for a flying toaster that saves screens?
@Fleur de Lis
We prefer to be called Angus Americans.
Will you settle for a flying toaster that saves screens?
@Fleur de Lis
We prefer to be called Angus Americans.
Havoc 
Half Dragon, Half Meme
@Officer Hotpants
No. Babies should died. The little leeches never pay their taxes.
No. Babies should died. The little leeches never pay their taxes.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Remember the shitting unicorn doll?
Now there’s a shitting flamingo doll.
Why does every toy have to take a shit? I don’t get it.
Now there’s a shitting flamingo doll.
Why does every toy have to take a shit? I don’t get it.
Officer Hotpants
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@UrbanMysticDee
Well, uh… you remember why it turned out that everything Nickelodeon put out was obsessed with feet?
Well, uh… you remember why it turned out that everything Nickelodeon put out was obsessed with feet?
Dex Stewart 
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@UrbanMysticDee
I’m honestly surprised theyve never made a pissing Bumblebee Transformer.
@Officer Hotpants
I can’t think of many Nickelodeon characters whose feet I’d want to see fetishized.
I’m honestly surprised theyve never made a pissing Bumblebee Transformer.
@Officer Hotpants
I can’t think of many Nickelodeon characters whose feet I’d want to see fetishized.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Every Jurassic Park sequel is somehow worse than the one before it. Every time I think they’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel the filmmakers manage to keep digging an ever deeper tunnel under the barrel. I expect them to dig all the way to China when the third Jurassic World movie comes out.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
I didn’t like the original Jurassic Park. So I never really cared what the sequels did.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Dex Stewart
You had to be there on opening night. That was something. That was the biggest event of the year.
There was this guy I used to work with in 2017, we used to talk about the book. That was cool. He’s one of the few coworkers from any job I miss.
You had to be there on opening night. That was something. That was the biggest event of the year.
There was this guy I used to work with in 2017, we used to talk about the book. That was cool. He’s one of the few coworkers from any job I miss.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@UrbanMysticDee
I don’t know if being there would’ve helped,I usually don’t care much for Spielberg movies.
I can honestly say I’ve spent more time thinking about”Major Spielberg” from Godzilla VS King Ghidorah than I’ve spent thinking about any actual Spielberg movie.
Jeez this was dumb. Early 90’s Godzilla movies have so many cringey moments like this. Then again,they’re mostly referencing Spielberg movies,so maybe I just don’t get it.
I don’t know if being there would’ve helped,I usually don’t care much for Spielberg movies.
I can honestly say I’ve spent more time thinking about”Major Spielberg” from Godzilla VS King Ghidorah than I’ve spent thinking about any actual Spielberg movie.
Jeez this was dumb. Early 90’s Godzilla movies have so many cringey moments like this. Then again,they’re mostly referencing Spielberg movies,so maybe I just don’t get it.
UrbanMysticDee
Not only does it have those teeny-tiny little arms with complete hands, it’s smiling.
Bae > Bay
Not only does it have those teeny-tiny little arms with complete hands, it’s smiling.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@acres
I’ve gotten one too many potential child porn links like this.
I’ve gotten one too many potential child porn links like this.
Acres 
@Dex Stewart
K well I can attest that it isn’t a link to child porn. It’s not porn at all actually.
K well I can attest that it isn’t a link to child porn. It’s not porn at all actually.