Random Nonsense Thread
UrbanMysticDee 
Bae > Bay
Sorry I’m late, I had to stop at the wax museum and give the finger to FDR.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
CIA: Dr. Pavel, I’m CIA.
Masketta Man: He Wasn’t alone.
CIA: You don’t get to bring friends.
Dr. Paveleer: They’re not my friends.
Masketta Man: Don’t worry, no charge for them.
CIA: Why would I want them?
Masketta Man: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary; the masked man.
CIA: Bane?
Masketta Man: Yes.
CIA: Get ‘em on board, I’ll call it in.
CIA: The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
CIA: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
CIA: He didn’t fly so good. Who wants to try next?
CIA: Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
Bane: Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Bane: It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA: If I pull that off will you die?
Bane: It will be extremely painful.
CIA: You’re a big guy.
Bane: For you.
CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Bane: Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
Dr. Paveleer: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA: Well, congratulations! You’ve got yourself caught! So what’s the next step in your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane. With no survivors!
Bane: No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
Juan Aviéu: Have we started the fire?
Bane: Yes, the fire rises.
Bane: Calm down, Doctor, now is not the time for panic. That comes later.
Masketta Man: He Wasn’t alone.
CIA: You don’t get to bring friends.
Dr. Paveleer: They’re not my friends.
Masketta Man: Don’t worry, no charge for them.
CIA: Why would I want them?
Masketta Man: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary; the masked man.
CIA: Bane?
Masketta Man: Yes.
CIA: Get ‘em on board, I’ll call it in.
CIA: The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
CIA: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
CIA: He didn’t fly so good. Who wants to try next?
CIA: Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
Bane: Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Bane: It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA: If I pull that off will you die?
Bane: It will be extremely painful.
CIA: You’re a big guy.
Bane: For you.
CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Bane: Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
Dr. Paveleer: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA: Well, congratulations! You’ve got yourself caught! So what’s the next step in your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane. With no survivors!
Bane: No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
Juan Aviéu: Have we started the fire?
Bane: Yes, the fire rises.
Bane: Calm down, Doctor, now is not the time for panic. That comes later.
Anonymous #6A1E
Because the Jimmy Fallon show got cancelled, Joji Franku doesn’t have a job outside the house anymore!! Maybe he’ll revive the Filthy Frank show on Bitchute or Storyfire someday.
Officer Hotpants 
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@Anonymous #6A1E
Wait. He quit doing YouTube for the Jimmy fucking Fallen show? Why? That’s a very clear step down.
Wait. He quit doing YouTube for the Jimmy fucking Fallen show? Why? That’s a very clear step down.
Acres 
@Anonymous #6A1E
I thought he stopped because the character was literally killing him. I thought he was working on his music career.
I thought he stopped because the character was literally killing him. I thought he was working on his music career.
Anonymous #6A1E
At first, he posted his stuff primarily on Dizastamusic, then, in around mid-2012 or early 2013, he started TVFilthyFrank, which was where he posted most, if not all of his Pink Guy and related stuff. Some videos on the TVFilthyFrank channel are all about music, such as Pink season, KYS, and STFU, while others were more about prank material. But how was the character of FilthyFrank literally killing him, though?
Also, yeah, his music career was becoming more of a big priority for him, but now that Jimmy Fallon show got cancelled because SJWs kept kicking and screaming and overreacting, at times like those that belong in insane asylums, so bad that the network caved in. Anywho, who knows? maybe he’ll continue his music Career later on this or early next year by becoming a Bithcuter or Storyfire user.
@Anonymous #6A1E
I thought he stopped because the character was literally killing him. I thought he was working on his music career.
At first, he posted his stuff primarily on Dizastamusic, then, in around mid-2012 or early 2013, he started TVFilthyFrank, which was where he posted most, if not all of his Pink Guy and related stuff. Some videos on the TVFilthyFrank channel are all about music, such as Pink season, KYS, and STFU, while others were more about prank material. But how was the character of FilthyFrank literally killing him, though?
Also, yeah, his music career was becoming more of a big priority for him, but now that Jimmy Fallon show got cancelled because SJWs kept kicking and screaming and overreacting, at times like those that belong in insane asylums, so bad that the network caved in. Anywho, who knows? maybe he’ll continue his music Career later on this or early next year by becoming a Bithcuter or Storyfire user.
GarbageHorse
Aspiring Kyle
@acres
I wonder if he got threatened by the Yakuza to stop being such an Amerikan
I wonder if he got threatened by the Yakuza to stop being such an Amerikan
Anonymous #6A1E
I recently imagined someone making Mayonnaise into an instrument by taking some of it, mixing it with flour, and using the mixture as a bongo drum.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Every time I watch Dark Knight Rises and CIA says “He didn’t fly so good,” I always make a point to correct him “He didn’t fly so well.”
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@acres
No, but when I get out of the shower my body is the cleanest thing in the house, so why the hell do I need to wash my towel? It should get cleaner every time it touches me.
No, but when I get out of the shower my body is the cleanest thing in the house, so why the hell do I need to wash my towel? It should get cleaner every time it touches me.
Officer Hotpants
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@UrbanMysticDee
The CIA really can’t do anything right.
@UrbanMysticDee
I mean, I don’t know your situation buy mine usually ends up with a big streak of taintsticle water when I’m done with it.
The CIA really can’t do anything right.
@UrbanMysticDee
I mean, I don’t know your situation buy mine usually ends up with a big streak of taintsticle water when I’m done with it.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Come to think of it, if Lysol kills 99.9% of germs, what happens to the remaining 0.1%? Are they just really pissed off?
Officer Hotpants
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@UrbanMysticDee
Those are the sociopathic germs. While all the other germs are freaking out and dying and trying to save their germ friends, those germs calmly retreat to their germ bunkers to wait the attack out.
Those are the sociopathic germs. While all the other germs are freaking out and dying and trying to save their germ friends, those germs calmly retreat to their germ bunkers to wait the attack out.