Random Nonsense Thread

@UrbanMysticDee  
I honestly wouldn’t mind a straight up reboot. Imagine what they could do with modern day level special effects!

>1720: last major Bubonic plague outbreak  
>1820: Cholera  
>1920: Spanish Influenza  
>2020: Covid-19 SARS-2 Virus  
Perhaps 2120’s big epidemic will be caused by a different virus entirely. Probably caused by a novel virus from Africa, South America, Southeast Asia, or maybe even an ET virus carried by a comet that comes very close to smashing into Earth, but smaller parts of it break off as it moves away from NEO(Near-Earth Orbit) and hit Earth, causing mostly minor immediate damage, but after some time, the virus manifests itself, and escapes from 2 or 3 or the overland quarantine zones set up by countries where said fragments crashed, mainly due to how long it lasts outside the body in addition to careless tenets who forgot to follow all containment protocols. Said virus can cause not only massive mood swings, but also hallucinations and very lucid dreams, said dreams often being of a negative nature.  
THE NIGHTMARE VIRUS!  

@Havoc
 
They would have people wearing white dots act in front of a green screen, do everything on the computer, and cut corners and it would end up looking like shit like everything that’s made with computers.

@UrbanMysticDee  
CGI works best when it’s combined with practical effects.

@Anonymous #6A1E  
Man. They didn’t look anything like that in-game.

@Officer Hotpants  
Hey, YOU played MMX6!? How far did you get in the game?

@Anonymous #6A1E  
Dude, I beat that game, like, 40 times.

@Officer Hotpants  
Ok then, how many times did you beat the game’s final boss as Zero?

@Anonymous #7E45  
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Looking for pillows on Amazon. There’s an option “New or Used”. Who the fuck buys a used pillow? That’s like used underwear. I don’t want a pillow if it’s been used. That’s just gross, and it’s gross that I actually have to tick a box saying that I want to buy a new pillow.

@UrbanMysticDee  
This is the same species who purchased used bath water. Humans are weird.

@UrbanMysticDee  
@acres  
I was just reading about how someone bought the original Lyra plushie. You know the one.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Lol first blood is only one.  
I guess they don’t count the tracking dogs. Maybe they survived.

 
BRB going to the zoo.

@Dex Stewart
 
The one with the sph hole and autographs raptorshy have it

Terry Crews did 7-Eleven.
 
 
@acres  
Brave woman.

I’m afraid there’s a problem with your ass: it has a hole in it.

@UrbanMysticDee  

@Anonymous #7E45  
Quite a few. I remember taking a while to figure out how to graze High Max with the downward jump attacks without actually touching the guy and getting hurt in turn, though. Kind of stalled my first Zero playthrough.

 
This is a real book btw

@acres  
Aw,Tingle,of course.  
The mad libs of erotic novels.