Random Nonsense Thread

@Officer Hotpants  
 
Demons to some,angels to others,I tell you what.

Apparently they coat Advil tablets with the same glaze as M&M candy to make it easier to swallow for people who have trouble swallowing pills. When I opened the bottle I thought they were candy until I saw the word “Advil” written on each pill. When I put it in my mouth I was certain it was candy because it tastes like candy.
 
I don’t like that, I don’t like pills that taste like candy.
 
I was surprised by the taste because I always buy generic ibuprofen that tastes like chalk.

@Dex Stewart  
King of the Hell. Raiser.
 
Propainhead.

@Dex Stewart  
“We have such sights to show you, I tell you h’what.”

@Officer Hotpants  
We inflict pain and pain accessories.

I offer you qualiti content that my audience made me draw.  

@WapaMario63  
I offer you nothing. I could, but I won’t.

@WapaMario63  

@UrbanMysticDee  

@Dex Stewart  
I would pay money for that.

@WapaMario63  
Punch-Me Rarity?

@Officer Hotpants  
I was thinking of Shmoo.  

@Dex Stewart  
… … that’s a penis.

@Officer Hotpants  
‘At’s nawt ah penis  
That’s a penis.

@Dex Stewart  
Ah, those creepy fucking things. I saw them once. Just… halfheartedly dancing in a circle for what felt like 20 minutes.

@Officer Hotpants  
Yup. Show wasn’t very ambitious.

@Dex Stewart  
EVERYTHING is a penis.

@Havoc  
Drawn Together taught me just how funny the word “penis”is.  
“I, the evil mad libber  
viciously penised captain girl  
for getting too penis  
to my ingenious penis.”

On a scale of incest to bestiality what is your weakest chicken nugget?

@Zaknel  
How can you expect me to choose between incest and bestiality?

@Officer Hotpants  
It can also be between them.

@Zaknel  
Ooh! There’s a thought~!

@UrbanMysticDee  
Ah yes. The holdout drip. Or “why you should never wear sweatpants without boxers”.