Random Nonsense Thread

@Officer Hotpants  

@UrbanMysticDee  
How I feel everyday.

@Havoc  
How Barry Bonds feels every day  

@Havoc  
The worst part is that I’m pretty sure I’ve heard of crab cheesecake before.
 
@Havoc  
How it feels to chew 5 gum.

@Zaknel  
How dare you rat on me.

Somehow my fridge magnet has demagnetized. I didn’t think that was possible.

@UrbanMysticDee  

Sometimes I hope that if Derpibooru shuts down a year or two from now due to both the bleeding of users and maybe also a gradual boil of infighting between factions of mods and devs and the admins, a few of the staff leave to either here or ponerpics.

@Dex Stewart  
Are children small or just far away?

@Dex Stewart  
Magic, I guess.

*Roll? Intended as a Roomba. Ended up being the best robodominatrix  
Layer? Iris non radical replacement ordered by X to continue the bloodline. Eneded being a meatbag bait.  
X? Robot messiah made to guide humanity and robotdom to an endless piece on prosperity. Ended up making thing worse every damn time he did something.  
Zero? Doomsday mechanism destined to finish Dr. Light masterpiece and euthanize the planet.  
Ended up saving the planet, calling X his best bro for life and to add insult to injury a harem protag.  
Cinnamon? Made to save lives, ended up being the second most destructive machine ever made.  
Iris? Supposed Robopacifist went full Hitler BEFORE Sigma could even talk to her brother. *  
Also,
 
>Sigma was made to stop robot insurrections  
>Alia was meant to be a researcher  
>The guardians couldn’t guard a single damn base from a janitor  
>Let’s not talk about the absolute tragedy that was Aluette or should I say Prairie  
>Signas was a delivery boy  
>Double revealed himself that he was a double agent  
>Marino…  
>Maximo

@Anonymous #6A1E  
You talking implied shit about my Marino?

@Anonymous #6A1E  
Don’t let your memes be dreams.

@GarbageHorse  
My dreams are memes.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I am a dream.

 
I still occasionally dream about sexy Spitfire.

@Dex Stewart  
Spiting fire is sexy!

Dial X for Sex

@Dex Stewart  
Only occasionally?
 
 
@Havoc  
I prefer fire swallowers, myself.

@Officer Hotpants  
Yes. Occasionally, most of the time I dream about finding some cool new Power Rangers figure then I wake up and usually want to break something.

@Officer Hotpants  
I can do both!