Random Nonsense Thread

“I can play the guitar like a motherfucking riot.”
 
[Plays very tame, subdued tune on guitar]

@UrbanMysticDee  
I don’t think riots have good enough coordination to play any instrument.

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@UrbanMysticDee  

@Dex Stewart  

 
The single greatest ground attack aircraft of all time. Responsible for more than half of all tank kills in the Gulf War.

@UrbanMysticDee  
 
How many DW’s did it take out?

@UrbanMysticDee  
All the specialized air craft that died for “muh multirole everything fighters”. Planes like the F-111 or if I want to bring the Navy into it, A-6, can’t be fully replaced by the F-35.
 
@Dex Stewart  
The F-1003 Arthur took out most DWs, but DW usually won in the end. At least if I go by what I recall of the episode in the gif.

@TheBridge  
If it broke the sound barrier, falling out of a window shouldn’t hurt it!

@Dex Stewart  
I think it’s a subsonic plane though, very slow in fact

@TheBridge  
Trying to make something perform every job possible at the expense of being mediocre or worse at all of them seems to be a running theme with the military.

Why the fuck is everyone so serious?  

@Dex Stewart  
The world? Because twitter exists and thus people are either mad because of some cause or hating some cause, thus a lost of any sense of fun and innocence across the web.
 
The fandom?  
Using Wojack too much and ponies too little.
 
Me?  
Because I am fearful of the inevitable invasion.  
Of bunnies:  

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@TheBridge  

 

@Dex Stewart  
That’s no why to treat your sister! A good relationship is key. Remember, having good relations is but the first step on the path toward eventually having relations. Or something like that.

what is going on here holy crap

@Dex Stewart  
Dex stop posting random shit for 1 minute!

@Aru-wu  

@Aru-wu  
Do you even know what part of town you’re in right now?
 
@Dex Stewart  
That implies things. Things that I now need to google.

@Officer Hotpants  

@Acres  
That is one of the few legit funny things on the internet.

@Acres  
The Virgin Cat Boy Vs. The Chad Fish Man