Random Nonsense Thread

@Acres  
@Acres  

@FeatherTrap  
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
 
Some derpibooru users and staff just want to watch child porn.

Blacks: Yo, college gonna b da bomb!!  
FBI: Hmmmmm?

@Dex Stewart  
dex where the hell do you even get these things i swear you have entire internet on the back of your mind
 
 
@FeatherTrap  
i am taking a wild guest and say its either derpi loyalists or brony haters
 
 
@Adan Druego  
. . . what?

@Aru-wu  
Bomb threats have been called in to many historically black colleges within the US recently, so I thought I’d mock the blacks a bit.

@Aru-wu  
Superpowers that come with aspergers or autism or something.

@Adan Druego  
that is news to me. not that i follow mainstream news anyway, i get all my news from memes essantially
 
 
@Dex Stewart  
i think your brain shut down there.

@Aru-wu  
Memes tend to be more informative.

The B-1B and TU-22M3 are almost the same size variable sweep wing long-range supersonic strategic bombers (that’s a lot of adjectives) and yet the American plane is superior in every respect except speed (and let’s be real, you don’t need a bomber that goes mach 2, or close to it). Why is that? It would be like having a Ferrari and a Lamborghini that are the same weight, same size, and one hauls ass with twice as much cargo over twice the distance while the other trades all that for 50% more speed. I don’t understand it. Is speed that big a trade off?
 
That thing on the B-1, the tail, that’s a radome, it’s not a fuel tank.
 
B-1B
 
Crew: 4  
Length: 45 m  
Wingspan: 42 m  
Wing area: 181 m2  
Height: 10 m  
Empty Weight: 87,090 kg  
Gross Weight: 147,871 kg  
Max Speed: Mach 1.25  
Combat Range: 5,543 km (how in the world can they be that precise?)  
Bomb load: 34,000 kg (internal)
 
TU-22M3
 
Crew: 4  
Length: 42.46 m  
Wingspan: 34.28 m  
Wing area: 183.6 m2  
Height: 11.05 m  
Empty Weight: 58,000 kg  
Gross Weight: 112,000 kg  
Max Speed: Mach 1.88  
Combat Range: 2,500 km  
Bomb load: 17,250 kg (internal)
 
The Russian plane is virtually the same exact size as the American plane, it’s 66% faster and 66% lighter, carries 50% of the payload, and travels 45% the distance. Does that make sense?
 
Would it be possible to make the Russian plane slower, make the ass end a little wider to fit a second bomb bay, so could more bombs a greater distance?

@UrbanMysticDee  
Are you suggesting thicc Russian bomber waifus? Because I’m totally on board with that.

@Officer Hotpants  
wow i dint know you woud fuck a plane :|  
to be fair im hardly surprised

@Aru-wu  
Who wouldn’t fuck a plane?

@EverfreeEmergencies  
Train autists.

@Aru-wu  

@Officer Hotpants  
shut up officer, you perve.
 
@ANoobis  
trains are pretty neat though :)

@Dex Stewart  

@Officer Hotpants  
Finally, Helisexual representation!!!!! _{-Anti-Twitter User}

@UrbanMysticDee  

okay…. i need to get this off my chest. i slept till 1 am (rough day) and as i try to sleep, i cant stop thinking about acres, like i just wanna scratch this goofy poner, hes like a big doggie to me, so i could not sleep AT ALL thinking of pating the dirt hoarse.

@Aru-wu  

@Dex Stewart  
he look like rly big plushie
 
must cuddle > ~<