Random Nonsense Thread

Guy 1: Is the Messenger of God gay?
 
Guy 2: Oh yes, and Omar too!
 
Guy 1: I know about Omar, but is the Master dominant or submissive?
 
Muhammad: Both!

 

 

 

 
This is not ugly, it’s cute.
 
 
This is ugly because it’s a big huge box in the middle of a sea of buildings 1/20th the size. If it was placed in an area with similarly sized buildings it wouldn’t be bad.
 
 
This is just ugly. It’s bits of shit glued together.
 
 
This is ugly because what the fuck is it?
 
 
This is ugly because it’s autistic blocks arranged randomly.
 
 
This is fugly.
 
 
This is a elephant’s scrotum with bits of shit glued to it.
 
 
I’m noticing a pattern. Buildings are either boxes glued together randomly…
 
 
Or have two few stupidly shaped windows placed on giant bare fucking walls.
 
 
Or are ugly spiky edgelord things that jut out all over the place and give you eye cancer.

@UrbanMysticDee  
They’re all beautiful to Godzilla.  

@Dex Stewart  

how does no one notice that yugi grows two feet taller when he duels?

@UrbanMysticDee  

 
There was a commercial on the radio at 2 AM for something called Hella Fresh and I laughed for 10 minutes.

when captcha wants you to pick out the pictures of trucks are they counting buses as trucks?

@UrbanMysticDee  
Only if they’re slimy little bastards.

I’m starting to think those weird European toilets with the poo shelf aren’t a bad idea.

@EverfreeEmergencies  

@UrbanMysticDee  
Weird how humans all crap the same way,but we went about such different ways of disposing it.

@Dex Stewart  
It is.
 
Also boo!

China seems kinda gay. They worship Mao’s dong.