Random Nonsense Thread

@Havoc  

 
Ironically find this clever for as simple as it is.
 
@Acres  
You realize this applies to you as well?

@TheBridge  
 
It’s a sequel to this one,and I was trying to do one like this one down here:  

@TheBridge  
Nah, staff gets super ultra having fun privileges that users can’t have.
 
Don’t tell anyone it’s supposed to be a secret

Y’all wanna pretend that the airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars or something?

@Acres  
No.

@Dex Stewart  
darn, I could really wish right now though

@Acres  
Wishes are forbidden

Is milk just young cheese?

@Havoc  
 
Milk is Cheese’s best friend.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Whenever a black gets offended and whines about something, I immediately just assume a completely dismissive mindset. I simply don’t believe in just wasting empathy and compassion on those I’ve already deemed as undeserving of it.
 
One reason being that I don’t exactly have much to begin with, so I must ration what limited amount I do possess. It’s honestly nothing even personal, but rather a simple blanket policy in dealing with their kind.

Knock, knock…
 
Who’s there?
 
You.
 
You who?
 
You have AIDS!

@UrbanMysticDee  

@Dex Stewart  
Knock, knock!  
Who’s there?  
Here’s.  
Here’s who?  
Here’s Johnny!  
*Axe!*  
Oh, it’s just Jack Nicholson… AHHHHH!!! IT’S JACK NICHOLSON!!!!!

Normal: Knock! Knock!
 
TSP: Who’s there?
 
Normal: The Not-Sees.
 
TSP: *HYPERVENTILATION INTENSIFIES*
 
TSP: FASCISTS AT MY DOOR, IN MY SHOP!!!
 
Normal: No… it was supposed to be a blind joke. Hones-
 
TSP: ABLEIST!!!
 
Normal: *sound of a gun slide*
 
TSP: Wha-what was that sound?!
 
Normal: Shhh, it’ll all be over in a bit, just close your eyes and relax.
 
TSP: W-W-Why?!
 
Just joking… you know.