Vent Thread

My sound was gone for the last several hours. I tried updating and restarting the drivers several times, and it didn’t do anything. For some reason, the solution was to let the windows troubleshooter restart the driver for me.

Betty White died yesterday days before her 100th birthday and I’m so damn sad that she died…

BITCH VIVZIEPOOP HAS RUINED MY NEW YEAR BY NOT UPLOADING.

I haven’t seen the Sun in 8 days. My body feels like it’s falling apart.

chess.com has changed the bots. Now they play with 100% accuracy, even the lowest setting. Literally any move you make is “so, you’ve chosen the king’s sacrifice.” You can replay the same game a thousand times and they keep making perfect moves. You can’t beat them.
 
The only way to win is to open two windows and play the one computer against the highest level computer. To fix the problem of the game cheating you have to have it cheat against itself.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I had a chess video game like that. My cousin eventually figured out the one way to beat the computer.

@UrbanMysticDee  
git gud, bro

Motherfucker shit fuck ass pieces of crap doesn’t work worth the bone fragments in my piss

Every game developer makes the ancient Egyptians black now. Fuck the game industry.

@ponypony221  
We wuz kangz n sheit nigga

@UrbanMysticDee  
WE  
WUZ

@UrbanMysticDee  
Black: We wuz niggas, yo.  
Non-black: To most of us, you all still are!  
_Black  
NiggaAgain: …sheit.

I have COVID again.

@ponypony221  
Paul Karason did drink silver ions to become blue not because he had had dermatitis, he decided to become blue to be the blue god like the blue gods he had seen painted on the walls of the egyptian temples.  
But there is a tiny possibility those arent gods just people who smeared themselves in varicolored clays to protect themselves from mosquitoes or for the sake of some sexual games.

@Zaknel  
Is it too bad? I got lucky when I had it and ended up with a low amount of the virus, so, y’know, you’ll probably be fine.

@Deserter  
It hurt more earlier.

@Zaknel  
If it’s going down, then it probably won’t be too bad.

Big fat hispanic bitch sneezes all over my mother, the condescending cunt topples around the corner and vanishes into the wilderness.

Hooking up is gay and cancer

@IvanSatoru  
Got rejected?

FACT: STUPID CARTOONS CAUSE AUTISM. SEX WITH HORSES HEALS AUTISM.

I can’t stand when people are “allergic” to things you know they aren’t.

@Anonymous #F8C0  
Wow! You mean there were other benefits? Sweet.
 
@ponypony221  
“I’m allergic to gluten” she says as she sits there, eating her usual morning wheat bread toast.

Cleaned my keyboard, so I’m using the alternative keyboard with the stupid lights and the jumbo size keys and the rest of the shittily designed features. like the fact that the enter key is now positioned vertically instead of horizontally so I keep hitting \ instead of enter. It also sits 27 inches off the tabletop, making typing difficult.
 
Tomorrow the old keyboard should be dry and I’ll be back to normal. Somehow, despite the fact that I keep the keyboard covered at all times (to keep hand grease off the keys), it was still full of some unknown shite.
 

 
@Officer Hotpants  
A couple years ago the doctor who invented non-coeliac gluten intolerance admitted he had faked the study and no such disease exists. Millions of people still believe they have it because they want to feel special.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I mean, fuck, I have non-coeliac gluten intolerance, and eating gluten makes me violently shit my ass off, so there’s gotta be something in there.