Vent Thread

@UrbanMysticDee  
I might have made a mistake somewhere because these numbers look way off.
 
Yeah, I don’t know where I got those strange numbers from. The heavy lift rocket works.
 
No, the numbers were right, I just confused metric and imperial.
 
Update to the update: If I make it 26% bigger then it should be possible to get 20 tons to orbit if I push the thing to its limits. You can always squeeze a little extra performance out of a rocket than what the engineers tell you, especially if the engineer is me and I’m plugging public domain data into stripped down equations.

@UrbanMysticDee  
The latter reason is why he wants to nuke Mars.
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
Metric and imperial mix up leading to mishap? Also something that the greats did congrats!

@TheBridge  
That’s like the first thing they teach you in science class int the US. Remember, never use our system, use metric.

@Officer Hotpants  
Nah I’m not going anywhere. Y’all are stuck with me

@Acres  
When the Earth has all but turned to ash, Acres remains.

@EverfreeEmergencies  
Come the apocalypse, only two life forms will remain, cockroaches and steam engines.

Some people just can’t fucking die.

Amazon delivered my order to the wrong address. Again. Ive never had two orders a week apart from each other get delivered to the wrong house. So glad I’m not ordering with prime, imagine paying extra and still not getting things on time, on top of stuff just being thrown in a box with no bubble wrap.

Cop crime dramas are so pathetically retarded and can only be enjoyed by people who don’t know and don’t care.

@IvanSatoru  
Fire/Medical/Other emergency service dramas are about the same. I guess it’s fun to point out the issues and make fun of them, but even that gets old after a while.

@Acres  
Works for me.
 
@IvanSatoru  
“Is that the guy we’re looking for? That guy about 65ft away on the other side of that large crowd of people? HEY! STOP! POLICE! Ah, shit! He’s getting away.”
 
EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.

@Mitchy  
I don’t even know what the request was asking, but I like the colors.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Transgender,feminine, nonbinary.  
For some reason people write out “enby” for the shorter form of Nonbinary “nb”.  
I don’t know why, I think it’s considered cute or something.

@Mitchy  
They will come up with any stupid shit to avoid just saying “girly” or “trap”.

I’m tired of having my inbox flooded with emails from job bots “We saw your profile and want you to apply for this job,” and then I apply and never hear back, so I sent a reply back “stop sending me these, go fuck yourselves,” and proving that they are just robots picking emails out of a hat I got 3 more emails today asking me to apply for jobs.

Have ye ever noticed that obese people (almost everyone) wears their pants so low they don’t have to bend over to see 27 inches of ass crack?
 
“I’ve got a 30 inch waist!”
 
No, you have a 90 inch waist, you just wear your pants below your crotch so you can buy smaller pants. What’s the point of even wearing clothes if you’re totally exposed?

Maybe the dog cunt game can stop being a dog cunt, go cunt itself, and stop fucking cheating.

@UrbanMysticDee  
… what’s this about a dog cunt game, now?
 
Also you seem to have had a bad day today.

@Officer Hotpants  
No, I had a bad day on the 29th. I had a rather good day today.

I’ve forgotten how autistically precise ebay is with dates.
 
“You can’t contact the seller yet, there’s still 10 hours left in the final delivery date, it might still arrive.”
 
It hasn’t even shipped yet, it’s not going to get on a supersonic jet and fly here in the next 10 hours. I think it’s safe to send a message to the seller and say “Hey, you forgot to ship the thing. Maybe you could, I don’t know, ship it.”
 
Also, my leg has really been bothering me these past 3 days, and all of January too. This is one of the bad times of the year, along with late spring. I don’t know why. We’ve known probably forever that changes in weather affect pain but no one has figured out why.

@UrbanMysticDee  
What fucking justification is there for preventing you from contacting them in the first place?

@Officer Hotpants  
Because the damn thing is programmed to look at the calendar date and nothing else.
 
Update: apparently it’s close enough to midnight that I was allowed to send a message asking when it will be shipped.

@UrbanMysticDee  
No. I mean why the hell are they preventing people from contacting the sellers they’re buying from at all.

Another one of my Pitbulls are dying.
 
She’s going to the grave and never harmed anyone.