Random Nonsense Thread

 
Instant. Karma.

@Officer Hotpants  
 
Just like Keldor.

@Dex Stewart  
That’s skelator right?

@Acres  
Afterwards, yeah.

@Dex Stewart  
So if the acid didn’t kill him, just disfigure him, why did he bother throwing it at King Handsome in the first place?

@UrbanMysticDee  
The acid would’ve killed him, but Hordak saved him. Hordak also cursed him and that’s how he became Skeletor.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I feel like that question answers itself by the end.

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so how you fellas doing here? hope everyone is okay :)

@Aru-wu  
I haven’t been fine in a very long time.

@UrbanMysticDee  
you had to take a terrible shit that you like to notify us?  
(but srsly if i can help you improving your mood then you can tell me)

@Anonymous #6A1E  
Superior opening.
 
@Aru-wu  
Our internet went out, and when we went to call them up to check if we were late on a payment we found that all of our cellphones hit the end of their monthly service today. So that was fun.
 
Ended up just being an weirdly strong, sudden loss of connection. None of the usual slowdown or infinitely loading pages; just an immediate, total loss of service like it had been cut off. Learned this after driving into town to speak with them directly.

@Officer Hotpants  
HA! unlimited data gang yesssiirr. and that seemed odd, but i hope you keep yourself safe, id rly hate to stop talking to you, i dont want to pick favorites since i like everyone here but you are 2nd most entertaining person on this site so it woud rly suck. this is only time im gonna say since it feel bit odd to express care for someone i usually “harass”

(Hello, Nickeledeon Headquarters)  
Hello, sorry to disturb you this late at night. I have a serious inquiry my question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? ||Ya’ll used to have some fire bitches When I turn on the TV, I’m expecting to see my favorite bitches. Zoey 101, Jenette Mccurdy. Now all you got is these preteens, Now I can’t watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore, and I’M FUCKING UPSET! DAN SCHNEIDER! YOU’RE ALL LAZY! This message is very serious, if you don’t get this message and answer immediately you will never be able to talk to the original cast of “NICKELODEON!”. I know you’re out partying at some strip club with a friend, I’ll forgive you because you’re a drunk, but you better not be doing something else! It’s too late to get this message to “LISA LAFFERTY” before she goes to bed. She’s asleep in her bed. But if you don’t respond to this message in three days, she might wake up and you’re all a fucking dead. I can’t sleep right now, I’m too fucking pissed off. I just have to say, that you’re all fucking lazy and a bunch of assholes. DICK! MALLORY MCCARTHY. ||

@Aru-wu  
I’m glad my sexual harassment of Acres is entertaining someone.

@Anonymous #6A1E  
bold of you to assume someone is not rubbing one out to preteens on nickeledeon

@Officer Hotpants  
it’s entertaining to me

First time seeing the Sun in 3 days. It appears what I thought was a large bird nesting in the neighbor’s tree is just a trash bag stuck to a branch.
 
I’m not gonna do nothing, but gizoogle says you use a ladder to get a bag out of a tree. A ladder? It’s 60 feet off the ground. Some quick searching tells me ladders that tall are on average $1,800. It’d be better to shoot the thing out the tree.

@Acres  
whats weird is that someone yet to harass me, i gouss im just that threatening

I really don’t like when people call February “Feb-u-ary”.

@Aru-wu  
If you want to test that hypothesis, you could post in the insult thread.

@ANoobis  
literlly the first thing i saw “ I bet when you go to the dentist they ask you to lay face down” by acres and i immediately thought because someone had a fat ass thats why lay face down AHAHAHAHAHA! XD

@Acres  
I’ll do more than entertain you.

@Officer Hotpants  
no…. go away! i HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and im not afraid to use it!