Random Nonsense Thread

@Napsack  
and i happen to be a caring person so its a bit of an instinct for me sorry XD  
so i care for you….faggot.

@Aru-wu  
Wow, caring about other people? What a turbo faggot. Thanks, though.

@Napsack  
if i hug you… does that moisturize me?

@Aru-wu  
Well if you’re a bitchy trampoline it might cause you to explode, so take caution.

@Napsack  
“Ack” is what my bird used to screech senselessly. Is she haunting me by possessing you?

@Napsack  
who is bitchy trampoline…?

@Zaknel  
Not sure. Maybe I’ll get the local medium to scry for spectral avians.
 
@Aru-wu  
You know, this thing.

@Napsack  
oh my gawd, whhyyyyy would you show me this! i hate everything about her jesus….

@Aru-wu  
Do not ask questions you are not prepared to hear the answers to.

@Dex Stewart  
The things they’ll make toys out of. How ridiculous.

@Napsack  
today i learned to be very cautious when asking about your references

The 5-50 Rule states that if food falls on the floor within a distance of no more than 5 feet and remains on the floor for no more than 50 seconds it is still safe to eat.

Jack Dorsey bailed on Twitter suddenly. They didn’t have proper succession worked out, or even have a proper statement ready. Either he has a sex thing that’s about to come out, or there’s a financial time bomb he’s escaping.

@ANoobis  
What would be peek Twitter though it is something completely mundane that he is getting cancelled for. Like, retweeting once long ago a milquetoast centrist take.

@ANoobis  
Wasn’t just him. The CFOs of Walmart and CNBC suddenly ducked out on the same day. Which just happened to be the first day of the Ghislaine Maxwell trial.

weeeeee! its destroy dick December! good luck boys may the stamina be with you!

@Aru-wu  
Enjoy your white christmas.

@Aru-wu  
Have fun

@Acres  
but… what if i want to have fun with you…?  

 
@Color Anon  
does the white Christmas include you?

@Aru-wu  
Already got my cinder block and sledgehammer ready. Who’s up first?

@EverfreeEmergencies  

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