(Hello, Nickeledeon Headquarters)
Hello, sorry to disturb you this late at night. I have a serious inquiry my question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? Ya'll used to have some fire bitches When I turn on the TV, I'm expecting to see my favorite bitches. Zoey 101, Jenette Mccurdy. Now all you got is these preteens, Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore, and I'M FUCKING UPSET! DAN SCHNEIDER! YOU'RE ALL LAZY! This message is very serious, if you don't get this message and answer immediately you will never be able to talk to the original cast of "NICKELODEON!". I know you're out partying at some strip club with a friend, I'll forgive you because you're a drunk, but you better not be doing something else! It's too late to get this message to "LISA LAFFERTY" before she goes to bed. She's asleep in her bed. But if you don't respond to this message in three days, she might wake up and you're all a fucking dead. I can't sleep right now, I'm too fucking pissed off. I just have to say, that you're all fucking lazy and a bunch of assholes. DICK! MALLORY MCCARTHY.