Random Nonsense Thread

@UrbanMysticDee  
The gamer chats.

Have you ever wanted a gun,but we’re like,“if only it were shaped like a dinosaur eating another dinosaur’s ass…”  
 
Here you go.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Where did you get an image of me sleeping?

@Havoc  
Internet

@Havoc  
You’re a polar bear? :O

@UrbanMysticDee  
What? But I had my pupp- I mean friends in the governments to purge them all from there! This is troubling news.

My Breast Implants Turned Me Into A Rapidly Aging Zombie  
There’s a clickbait headline if I ever did read one.
 
Before (left) and after (right)  
 
Allegedly the after is supposed to look better than the before. Not sure if I can tell the difference.
 
Allegedly she had an autoimmune disease called “Breast Implant Illness” which a quick search makes it seem like it’s psychosomatic like Morgellons and non-coeliac gluten sensativity (the inventor of which admitted is fake).

It’s earth day. Go out and hug a tree or something idk.

@Acres  

@Acres  
Every day is an Earth Day.
 
Unless you live on a space station. Or the moon.
 
So every day unless you’re an astronaut or Japanese.

@FeatherTrap  

Google is now celebrating the letter N with curly thing over it, because apparently there were no wamen of cover who were borned on 23 April.
 
What happened on this day to celebrate? Let’s see.
 
23 April 1985 the New Coke is released to the public.  
23 April 2005 the very first Youtube video is released.  
23 April 2018 a driverless truck kills 10 people in Toronto, totally unrelated to Islamic terrorism.
 
Who was borned on this day? I’m sticking to hwite males:
 
1621 William Penn, for whom Pennsylvania is named  
1791 James Buchanan, America’s only bachelor president (to be fair, there are those who alledge Buchanan was mixed race)  
1858 Max Planck, one of the most important scientists of all time  
1954 Michael Moore, 500 pound neckbeard craptivist filmmaker  
1968 Timothy McVeigh, one of those rare white terrorists we keep hearing about  
1977 John Cena, wrestler who likes to make big entrances in other people’s videos
 
And who died?
 
303 Saint George, who killed a motherfucking dragon and that’s still not good enough for Google  
1616 William Shakespeare, who made a fortune in literature and has the hardest to spell name that I’ve written a thousand times and still get it wrong every single time  
1850 William Wordsworth, poet with a very appropriate name  
1907 Alferd Packer, who lured people into the Colorado wilderness and ate them  
1965 George Adamski, who was abducted by aliens

@UrbanMysticDee  
What’s supposed to be the celebration again? Women was March, and Hispanic I’m pretty sure is sometime in Autumn. The latter is the only thing I can think of for Ñ.

 

@UrbanMysticDee  
I picked Ending “C”
 
Uninstall trash game

 
 
 

 
And if one town isn’t enough…  

@Acres  
That’s only what racists call it. The anti-racist term is “of color”.
 
In anti-racist that should read: “The color of color is called of color because it’s of color.”