Random Nonsense Thread

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There was a blogger called the Texas Burger Guy who was locally famous a while back. He was a self-styled burger connoisseur, and his thing was travelling throughout Texas reviewing different places and their specialty burgers. According to his blog, he ate cheeseburgers at least two meals a day since high school.
 
He seems to have gone dark since 2009, though.
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