Random Nonsense Thread

@Dex Stewart  
XK-class-scenario. Or in monkey terms: Planet go bye bye.

@Havoc  
 
Why would clear video of bigfoot or the news having competent equipment end the world?

@Dex Stewart  
Because.

Can you believe there are mere mortals out there who dare question why use white people do things like climb mountains and jump off of them?

I have many questions.  

@EverfreeEmergencies  
You and me both…was Hillary even mentioned being in connection with this?

@Acres  
@EverfreeEmergencies  

 
Lol someone thinks this show is marketable.

@Humble Oriathan  
SimCity 2000 is one of the best games of all time.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Agreed, especially when played in conjunction with Streets of Sim City, which allowed you to drive around in any city you built in Sim City 2000 and explore it from a pedestrian’s perspective. Ah, memories.

@Humble Oriathan  
No fooling, this is probably the funniest thing that’s happened all year.

Why do people shoot watermelons? That proves nothing. I could stab a watermelon with a spoon, it’s not hard. Shoot a coconut, that’s more realistic.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Or if you are trying to prove your aim, shoot a strawberry.

@UrbanMysticDee  
To prove their fruit killing skills are remarkable.

@EverfreeEmergencies  
This tells me so much.

How the fuck is 45-65 middle-aged? 65 is 10 years away from dead, what the fuck is that in the middle of? That’s a bunch of Boomer tumors in denial about their mortality.

@UrbanMysticDee  
In the same vein, how are the prior 10 years before 45 considered young? The 30s are practically the transition period into middle aged.

Saw this on youtube, I don’t know how I didn’t see it before  

Lance isn’t a very common name today but, back in medieval times, people were named lance a lot.