Random Nonsense Thread

There’s a spy in my boot!

@Havoc  
Somebody poisoned the dispenser!

There’s a snake in my waterhole

You got a friend in boot.

Reach for the sky!
 

@Acres  
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to church…it was.

Jyna!

@UrbanMysticDee  
She looks like Dobby in a wig.

@2k.bb  
Lmao

I was my paint.

@ShadowBladePlatinum  
You are paint?

@Acres  
MSPaint!

Have you guys ever heard of…  
 
Brazilian death showers?!

I think it’s all a conspiracy theory. Zippysqrl was a trojan from the moment that he joined Derpibooru, planning to lead them into one day banning Aryanne so that altboorus would be spawned. And then be a mod on there.

@Officer Hotpants  
I think her head looks two sizes too small

Remember, if your boss ever gives you gloves DO NOT PUT THEM ON!  
If the glove fits, you MUST quit.

Giga-Chad  
 
Literally everything about his body looks super fake.  
 
99.9998% of women will fight to the death in his presence.