Random Nonsense Thread

@Zaknel  
Die.
 
^{||There was a fourth one until about two months ago and he’s most likely dead.||}

@Officer Hotpants  
You have three Cat Overlords as well?

@Dex Stewart  
Garfield’s entire life was actually him expiring episodes of psychosis and talking to himself.
 
“The lasagna is a lie!”

@Adan Druego  
Garfield is shit. The cat eats food. It’s the same thing for 50 years.
 
I made a parody comic some years back. The site was nuked from orbit so it’s no longer up. That pissed me off because I wanted to be the one to kill it. That was for me.

@BikerDash  
Yeah. Their mother had them behind our house and kept them around. We fed her since she was visibly pregnant. Then we had to start feeding them after kicking her ass out for going psycho on us. On the bright side, we’ve only had one mouse in the house since then. Used to be a constant war with the fuckers.

@Anonymous #4D7D  
Derpibooru Pedophile looking at incest porn involving Foalcon

@Anonymous #B375  
I think that joke has already run its course.

Captions:  

 
Destructing me, in-BINDS!  

 
I just confirmed casualties and stats.  

 
Target’s now out of style.  

 
Try to run. You cannot hide.  

 
Our lungs will start to ache, but still we carry on.  

 
The earth that grown him will bury him.  

 
I am yours & you are mine.

@Color Anon  
Oh but it’s not a joke it’s a sad reality

I like lost media. Archive it ALL!

@Color Anon  
Bronies and Genshin Impact players arguing over who’s better at grooming children

Derpibooru hates sonic the hedgehog

@Anonymous #B375
 

Cabbit.
 

@Zaknel  
Yo it’s the rabbit roaming my neighborhood!

@Dex Stewart  
And a hundred years later:
 

@Fleur de Lis  
Serbia Strong

You should have seen the pair of asses that came jogging by the other day. It’s like when asses were being handed out these two were first in line. I couldn’t stop thinking of tool use the whole time.

Brony and Chris Chan arguing over who’s got the best fanfiction, Sweet Apple Massacre Cupcakes or Chris Chan sonichu X shrek X shadow the hedgehog gets pregnant and has a bunch of screaming Sonichu Ogre Babies

And the Pony Milking Game is starring the Teletubbies Vacuum staring BronyMan the crack ship of the century

Not all big asses are dumpers but these two definitely were. Among the world’s finest.
 
I’m just surprised because I’m surrounded by the people of walmart all day so to see actually attractive humans caught me off guard.