Random Nonsense Thread

UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Hercules had to be a joke character that later “scholars” took way too seriously. Think about it: he solves impossible problems by punching them really really hard.
 
In one of the 12 labors Hercules had to clean an infinite amount of horse shit. An infinite task would take infinite time, so he finds a funny solution. He picks up a flowing river with his bare hands and moves it to where the horse shit is to wash the shit away and then when it’s all clean he picks up the river again and puts it back where it originally was. That’s funny. There’s no other way to look at it than a joke.
 
Another time he defeated a giant who was unkillable as long as his body touched the ground, so Hercules picked him up off the ground and hugged him to death.
 
Hercules solves unsolvable problems and kills unkillable opponents by punching them. He’s clearly intended as a joke character. You’re not supposed to take him seriously, you’re supposed to laugh.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
I’m pretty sure Dua Lipa and Charli XCX are the same person. They look and sound exactly the same, they both “sing” the same shit songs with black guys. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. They’re the same person.
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