Years ago I had a black dog that talked. Its true, he could talk. I took him to a nightclub and auditioned;
Very simply I turned to Fido and said “Tell me Fido, whats over our heads?”
Dog said “Rooof!”
Then I said “Tell me Fido, whats sand paper like?”
Dog said “Ruff”
Finally I asked him “who the greatest baseball player whoever lived was?”
Dog said “Ruth”
Nightclub owner had us both thrown out the back door. When we were laying in the street, Fido turned to me and said “Think I should have said Demaggio?”
I tell ya I get no respect.