Random Nonsense Thread

Adán Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

@Havoc
 
No, they’re like those transformers. “Robots in disguise” or something like that, right?
 
Well, what we see as ponies are actually “Toy advertisements in disguise”.
 
Hasbro has a plan…
 
Hasbro always has a plan.
 
**Except for when they don’t, of course.**
Anonymous #386F
I’m so happy I’m finally getting a divorce from my wife.
 
Like all the cool kids say, I’ve got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
Anonymous #8349
I’ve never thought about it before, but if someone were to be shot, die, and then be resuscitated, would it be considered murder or attempted murder?
Humble Oriathan
Boot badge - It's Bootiful
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Wally Worshiper
The administrator at work called me King today, and the week before that brushed up against my arm a little and smiled. How do I deal with this sexual harassment?
Anonymous #CCA1
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They are victims of confusion and re``treat.  
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What penance must we pay to set them free?  
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Yet some are cast in shadows.  
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The signs are weak, but you know them.  
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Hidden flail, sixty six neck!
Officer Hotpants
Rabid Squirrel - Don't pet it.
A toast - Incredibly based
Officer Shid pants - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@Anonymous #8349  
That’s a good question. I’d assume that if they weren’t declared legally dead at any point then it would be attempted murder. But what about those rare occasions where someone is brought back some 10 or 12 minutes after being officially called?
Anonymous #92EE
I am so angry that my Husband is divorcing me! We’ve been married for 20 years so why is he divorcing me!?!
Adán Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Karl never did anything to anyone. He just wanted to continue with his little Käfer life in peace, but NO, chainsaws and woodcutters come in and ruin his entire Käfer live.
 
Karl hat nie irgendwem etwas angetan!
 
Deforestation, innit? Eh, Karl?
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