Random Nonsense Thread

Anonymous #B375
@BikerDash
 
Discord Moderator when he converts to Mormonism and gets a Harem full of anime girls after not touching grass for 6 years
Anonymous #6A1E
@Anonymous #B375
 
@BikerDash  
Or how about converting to Twelver Shia Islam? They have practically no problem with polygamy as long as its up to 4 wives at one time. In addition, most Shias, including the Twelvers have little to no inherent problem with a form of temporary marriage. Discord Mods and many Reddit admins would get to ||marry girls as young as 9-13 in countries such as Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, parts of the UAE, Iran, Afghanistan, and some parts of Pakistan. ||
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Video “Why were people in the 50s healthy and people today are fat fat fatties” (not the real title)
 
Britisher host mentions “washing your clothes 2 to 3 times per week”
 
Even if you have a single outfit once a week is enough. You don’t need to wash your clothes every other day, that’s OCD level crazy.
 
Looking at Gizoogle it talks about all the crazy amount of washing you should do (“wear your socks only once and then wash them or bacteria will kill you”). It’s nuts. It’s hypercleanliness that will kill you and destroy your immune system. Are you walking through piles of dog shit and sewage water that are seeping through your ghoul-loshes and ruining your socks every single time you wear them? Are your feet that filthy?
 
Know-it-all germ freak: bactheria will groth after 5 minuteth of wearing thockth and infect micr-crackth in your feetheth and kill you with a leathal trench foot infethion!  
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That’s horseshit and you know it.
 
Unless you have AIDS or your feet produce 50 liters of sweat a day wearing your socks two days in a row will not give you a lethal bacterial infection.
 
Know-it-all germ freak: Butts they thmell!  
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Do your feet smell so bad that they will kill you when you take your shoes off? How often are you making people smell your feet?
 
By the way, health freaks claim you should wash your socks because bacterial will kill you but you should eat your boogers because it boosts your immune system. These people are nuts.
Anonymous #4D7D
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MAKE YOUR MOVE!  
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It is not rhetorical, it is your idiot brain getting fucked stupid.  
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Everybody wants.  
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I said it, FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!
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