Random Nonsense Thread

@Acres  
His wife is a doctor who can’t get a wap, but that’s only because she isn’t a thot. Can she get wet? No she can not, this is the reason I’m spitting alot.

@Dex Stewart  
Discord Moderator when talking about real life 18+ year old woman, all while simping over a 12 year old anime girl

@Acres  
They’ve known for over a hundred years.

@Zaknel  
Discord Moderator flexxing

 
Love story

 
Theorists for some reason.  

 
Is this awakening?

What’s twice as funny as a bag of seeds?
 
 
2 bags of seeds

On a scale from one to ten, how 10 are you?

@Havoc  
7.5

@Zaknel  
Clever.

@Havoc  

Shrek X Shadow is my OTP

 
People die when they are killed.  

 
Challenging Whitebeard to a fight.  

 
Luffy, get to the roof.

The Siberian Traps might have caused the greatest mass extinction in world history, but are they gay?

Tim Pool is a fucking baldcel

@UrbanMysticDee  
I thought he was a pool.

@Havoc  
Everyone is swimming in him and getting pregnant and cheering with glee

@Anonymous #B375  
ew vore

@Havoc  
I’ve never heard of swimming pool vore.

@Dex Stewart  
I have no doubt it exists.

@Havoc  
I’ve heard of vore in a swimming pool.

@Dex Stewart  
Is it when you get sucked down the filter or something?

I’m bustin’ beans! Fuggedaboutit!