Random Nonsense Thread

@Acres  
I did that last night. Went to a local mom and pop pizzaria last night, and they served the best damn pizza I’ve had yet, even better than Pizza Hut’s.

@Humble Oriathan
 

@Humble Oriathan  
Very rarely have I ever been to a local restaurant that wasn’t better than a franchise.

@Humble Oriathan  
@EverfreeEmergencies  
Sometimes a local place can just suck but really this is almost always the case. They have to put more care and often started as passion first for the food.

@Martha Olsby  
Are you a marketing bot, or some human user whose job is to go around advertising your boss’s site?

@Anonymous #6A1E  
Either way, not happening here.

What did I miss? Was it non-nonsense?

@Anonymous #BDE2  
just a spambot with a pretty suspicious link

@Acres  
This thread merits a better grade of nonsense.

 
If you notice, and you’re all kids who were born yesterday, you don’t remember this far back, but the Anchor Arms guy has tiny little arms but the rest of his body is huge and muscular. How did that happen?

@UrbanMysticDee  
Oh, and he was a different color before the anchor arms routine. Sharks can’t change color!

@UrbanMysticDee  
Arnold Voice: Cybernetic Organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

@Acres  
How did that go?
 
@Anonymous #BDE2  
Who is this whore pretender!?
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
Paige?
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
What if you’re too fat for the suit?

 
@Officer Hotpants  
Anyone too fat for the suit is a fat fat fatty, and I don’t know what a Paige is.

@UrbanMysticDee  
It’s what the individual sheets of paper in a book are called.

@Acres  
“Just one more tooth.”  
–The dentist

@Officer Hotpants  

The only reason you need to save the man who fell into the river in Lego City is because, having built the city, you would be charged with criminally negligent homicide otherwise.

Why does Word assume soldier should be singular in the phrase “you soldiers” referring to multiple people? It’s listing it as a grammar mistake.

The game.

@Havoc  
You’ve been gone forever.