Random Nonsense Thread

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I know NOTHING
@Acres  
Unironically used to meow at my cats. Got good at it and my cats would freak out if they didn’t see it was me doing it and thought there was another cat around, though I wouldn’t do it often as I didn’t like to freak distress them. I don’t know what they thought when they knew it was me but they were less stressed about it.
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Corporate asshattery is what killed Atari Inc. and later on, Commodore. May the same happen eventually to Twitter and Facebook.
UrbanMysticDee
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Bae > Bay
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a lot of name. Every time I watched Predator (which was a lot) his name would go from one end of the screen to the other.
UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
full  
This is his happy face
 
Movie: has enemies  
Jocko: “this is unrealistic, i would’ve taken them out already”
 
Jocko: gets hit by a bullet  
Also jocko: Thats pretty unrealistic  
Bullet: apologizes and flies back to the rifle it came out of
 
When Jocko shoots a rifle he doesn’t pull the trigger the bullets leave the rifle out of respect
 
If you spell “Jocko Willink” in scrabble, you automatically win.
 
When Jocko was being born, the first thing that came out was suppressive fire.
 
When Jocko was born the doctor said “it’s a man”
 
When Jocko turned 18, his parents moved out of the house.
 
When Jocko left for college, he said to his dad “You’re the man of the house now”
 
Jocko went to the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the Islands.
 
Jocko wears sunglasses to protect the sun.
 
when he was in school, the principle got called into Jockos office.
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@Acres  
Me too.
 
 
@Acres  
God damn, Australia is embarrassing. They’re like an attention-starved sibling trying to copy everything the other kids do but bigger, but they keep copying all the absolute worst behaviors.
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